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"Scorpio. Curse you. Curse your family. Curse your children, and your chidren's children. Vile, vile Scorpio." Beth, she/her pronouns, 32. Demiromantic asexual/certified Gay Disaster™.

[liggytheauthoress]

just got back from seeing The Complete Works of Jane Austen, Abridged and oh my god my sides hurt from laughing

whoever came up with the idea of playing Single Ladies while introducing the Bennet sisters is a genius

the male actor's Alan Rickman impression had me literally crying from laughter (and yes they made a Harry Potter reference but it was done so well I couldn't be mad about it)

they briefly turned Northanger Abbey into a D&D session (complete with a dragon puppet) and Emma into a dating show

I got a double high five from one of the cast members for loudly agreeing that I also like Mansfield Park

they had the dramaturge interact with the cast via sound effects multiple times and I thought of @leonardcohenofficial every single time

[deadpowol]

[theonion]

[nostalgic-teddyy]

Imagine the level of whimsy I could reach if I just had $5M in my bank account rn

[crazymuffin1]

how id survive horror movies:

iron lung: im vaccinated against polio so i dont need one

it: my pronouns are she/they

sinners: im an atheist

the backrooms: my house doesnt have that many rooms

Resident evil: id evict them

Midsommar: im swedish.

Get out: ok i'll leave

x: im still calling it twitter

american psycho: i live in sweden

[general-sleepy]

Skinamarink: I prefer row row row your boat

[liggytheauthoress]

nightmare on elm street: i do not live on elm street

texas chainsaw massacre: i do not live in texas

[transfemininomenon]

mood board for today

[daily-men]

PEDRO PASCAL Vanity Fair, July 2025

[newtypezaku]

Big mood

[p0tat0-g0ddess]

i am actually insufferable once I get comfortable with someone

[p0tat0-g0ddess]

Be My Friend and gain access to top hits such as

wild mood swings

constant need for attention

hearing about All my problems

crying

having my latest hyperfixation explained to you in excruciating detail

forgetting what I'm doing every 5 seconds

[scleroticstatue]

What a beautiful thing to be someone a friend feels safe to be vulnerable with

[p0tat0-g0ddess]

how dare you turn my self-deprecating midnight rambles into a hopecore positive post

[scleroticstatue]

Get hoped

[magicratfingers]

what if it happens on the 4th of july like can u imagine

[amrv-5]

Does anyone know what to do about the temperature and also the prices

[nightonblogmountain]

[liggytheauthoress]

fucking hate the fourth of july but i do adore july 3rd because that means it's time for the annual rewatch of gettysburg with my dad so that's my version of the holiday, honestly

[librarycards]

please i need him to die on 4th of july gaudy as fuck 'america 250' celebration that would be the funniest thing ever i wouldn't even bitch about the fireworks. i wouldn't even do that.

[spiteyote-resurrected]

tapping the sign preemptively

[lilaccatholic]

It’s Fourth of July Eve so make sure to leave some milk and cookies out for Captain America

[lilaccatholic]

I THOUGHT AFTER FOUR YEARS YOU PEOPLE WOULD LET THIS DIE AND YET AGAIN I OPEN THIS CURSED APP TO FIND MORE NOTES ON THIS POST

[catchymemes]

[mini-wrants]

Outdoor in sun perfec t place for president to do speech! Outdoor very warm very soft put old man on green lawn under sun. Put old man in warm sun. no problem ever in warm sun because good view and audience can see long speech. Nice podium outdoor sunny perfect place for old president can trust warm sun to give nice view to President good luck to President. friend sun.