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"Scorpio. Curse you. Curse your family. Curse your children, and your chidren's children. Vile, vile Scorpio." Beth, she/her pronouns, 32. Demiromantic asexual/certified Gay Disaster™.

[amrv-5]

Does anyone know what to do about the temperature and also the prices

[nightonblogmountain]

[liggytheauthoress]

fucking hate the fourth of july but i do adore july 3rd because that means it's time for the annual rewatch of gettysburg with my dad so that's my version of the holiday, honestly

[librarycards]

please i need him to die on 4th of july gaudy as fuck 'america 250' celebration that would be the funniest thing ever i wouldn't even bitch about the fireworks. i wouldn't even do that.

[spiteyote-resurrected]

tapping the sign preemptively

[lilaccatholic]

It’s Fourth of July Eve so make sure to leave some milk and cookies out for Captain America

[lilaccatholic]

I THOUGHT AFTER FOUR YEARS YOU PEOPLE WOULD LET THIS DIE AND YET AGAIN I OPEN THIS CURSED APP TO FIND MORE NOTES ON THIS POST

[catchymemes]

[mini-wrants]

Outdoor in sun perfec t place for president to do speech! Outdoor very warm very soft put old man on green lawn under sun. Put old man in warm sun. no problem ever in warm sun because good view and audience can see long speech. Nice podium outdoor sunny perfect place for old president can trust warm sun to give nice view to President good luck to President. friend sun.

[russianblush]

no ai usage over here. you’re gonna get my shitty authentic writing whether you like it or not

[telumendils]

hello, average tumblr user. your challenge is to name a canonically lesbian female character in the tags of this post. if you name a male character for any reason, you will be shot in the head. good luck.

[langernameohnebedeutung]

Schism? Schism today?

[langernameohnebedeutung]

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[turuin]

Wow, I didn't have "catholic schism" on my 2026 bingo card

[mygogglesdosomething]

Schism today

[tofutomato]

you gotta read, you gotta write, you gotta draw, you gotta watch films and shows. there is literally NO time to be employed

[scottlava]

“I found a place.”

[kosmogrl]

[balaclava-trismegistus]

if i dont respond to a message from you i can basically guarantee its not because i dislike you. im just getting attacked by imps and shit all the time genuinely.

[videolottery]

Someone should make a disco elysium spiritual successor that takes place in a maze and follows a protagonist who has to eat all the dots in the maze whilst avoiding several ghosts

[theriverbeyond]

Ideal work schedule:

I show up and am given a list of cognitively engaging but achievable tasks

I complete the list

I leave immedietly

[liggytheauthoress]

well hello there total stranger i have never spoken to before and have not been blonded to by blood for the past fifteen years