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“Ack! No, please!” Tweek cries, throwing his gloved hands up in front of his face. “I’m n-not a real hero…” Cartman will probably have his hide for breaking character on one of their play days, but Tweek will worry about that later. That fatass isn’t here in his raccoon costume, facing down what appears to be an actual supervillain.
Tweek is dressed in his Wonder Tweek outfit, with his superhero name proudly displayed on his headband, and he pulls on the front of his blue coat, crinkling the ‘WT’ logo on it. This has got to be the absolute stupidest mix-up he could have gotten into, and if he wasn’t scared, he would be much more angry about it.
“I—I—ah!—I don’t h-have powers! I can’t r-really control the w-weather…” As he tries to back away, his heel catches on a sidewalk crack, and he tumbles backwards, screaming until he lands hard on his ass, and then he just shakes with the shock of it. “There are—nh—o-other kids… around… playing… They’re just p-pretend heroes! Please d-don’t hurt them, either!”














