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It's time to get nsfw

#nobody has come into the pharmacy for 3 hours and i need to entertain myself #i work closing tonight and i work open to close tomorrow so i gotta lighten my mood ok #hitablogs #pharmashit

Antivax mom: vaccines cause autism so my kid isn't vaccinated!! Also can you tell me why my kid has a fever and red spots all over him??

Me, the pharmacist, the spider on the ceiling, every other customer in the pharmacy, the guy buying suspicious amounts of sudafed, and the crackhead rummaging through the dumpster behind the pharmacy:

#i swear to god #if your kid has measels take them to a HOSPITAL or something not the ghetto lil pharmacy on the corner #we cant do fuckall karen #hitarants #hitablogs #shitpost #antivax mom #pharmashit

Today a patient came into the pharmacy with her son who had a small abrasion on his hand and he wanted to show it to one of the pharmacists because he loves the pharmacists here and this kid was like 10 and the pharmacist goes over to him and the kid starts talking abt the abrasion and then from where I'm standing across the pharmacy I overhear this

Kid: OH! And this is kinda gross but I have something to show you!

Mom: Wait what are--

Pharmacist: What--

M: (kid's name) IS THAT A DIRTY BANDAID IN YOUR POCKET

K: YEAH LOOK THERE'S YELLOW STUFF ON IT

M: THAT'S DISGUSTING, WHY WOULD YOU--

P: How long?? Have you had that?? in your pocket??

K: THREE HOURS

I was cry-laughing so hard I thought I was gonna die what the fuck

#I NEVER WANT KIDS BUT JESUS CHRIST THEYRE FUNNY #hitablogs #pharmacy #pharmacy assistant #pharmashit

All Star is playing over the radio in the pharmacy and I'm going to lose my fucking mind

#hitablogs #pharmashit