Today a patient came into the pharmacy with her son who had a small abrasion on his hand and he wanted to show it to one of the pharmacists because he loves the pharmacists here and this kid was like 10 and the pharmacist goes over to him and the kid starts talking abt the abrasion and then from where I'm standing across the pharmacy I overhear this
Kid: OH! And this is kinda gross but I have something to show you!
Mom: Wait what are--
Pharmacist: What--
M: (kid's name) IS THAT A DIRTY BANDAID IN YOUR POCKET
K: YEAH LOOK THERE'S YELLOW STUFF ON IT
M: THAT'S DISGUSTING, WHY WOULD YOU--
P: How long?? Have you had that?? in your pocket??
K: THREE HOURS
I was cry-laughing so hard I thought I was gonna die what the fuck












