“it wasn’t me, i swear!” with Phasma (and a cameo from Miu Miu the Kitty, please?)
“You can’t be serious—“
“It wasn’t me, I swear!”
“Then who was it who ate the ice cream out of my bowl on the counter? I left it there for a few minutes.” Phasma stares down at you, her brow raised.
“I wish I could tell you, but it wasn’t me.” You shrug.
“Darling, we both know how much you enjoy ice cream. You’ve stolen mine before, too.”
You scoff, and Phasma watches you with amusement. “While that may be true, I didn’t steal it this time.”
Before Phasma can speak, a small meow is heard, and you both look down at the small kitten.
Miu Miu walks into the kitchen, her stomach looking slightly bigger, and the area around her mouth covered with ice cream.
“...I think we may have found the culprit.” You laugh softly, going to pick up the kitten.