#phatdad

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So phat, this is my phat dad attempt at blending in a subculture or doing I don’t know what weird stuff. There’s not even Trostky in this picture, wtfreak dad? Besides, I’m a teen, I like Che. And you suck at Dota, dad, you don’t even play Puck.

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My phat dad apparently thought he was being smart and funny, but in fact he was being phat.

Typical phatness, involving:

a) transgenerational cultural appropriation

b) phat taunting resulting in mixed messages 

c) forcing us to do our homework.

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So cuuuuute, they are so tiny and cuuuute

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Here’s my Phat dad (I hate you dad) making fun of my interest in TWD -- “darling, I just want to relate to you and bond over common interests and cute little mole rats”, he said. Nice try, Phatty, you’re ruining my childhood with your invalidation of my values, I hate yooouuuu.  

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And it all starts with a goodnight

Me dad thinks he is funny.. like this willmake medrop my phone and fallasleep like astone.Nice try dad, you’re so phat omg gosh