Dispatch Phenomenon x Robert Headcanon:
Gonna be honest I really hope Phenomaman becomes a love interest cause I mean I’m obsessed with that heart broken depressed alien who has terrible social skills.
Some Headcanon ideas:
Robert having to deal with Phenomaman in his depression state because Blonde Blazer/Mandy told him to and him not realizing that this would be the beginning of a godlike alien falling in love with him.
Phenomaman takes Robert’s advice of finding a new “passion” which ends up being him. Robert thinks he’s helping Phenomaman come to peace with the break up but reality is he is who Phenomaman wants now.
Phenomaman likes that Robert talks and treats him like a “human” and “person” which he takes it as a “he thinks we’re equals which must mean he thinks of us as partners”.
Lowkey everyone in the office notices Phenomaman floating around Robert cheerfully and giving physical affection. Robert thinks it’s just his way of saying thank you and getting over his depression.
It starts to become apparent when Robert receives continuous gifts on his desk which are stereotypical romance gifts “human lovers gift eachother” such as; flowers, chocolates, stuffed animals, love letters etc.
Robert tries to tell Phenomaman that while he is flattered it’s an HR violation and he thinks Phenomaman is moving to fast with this. Phenomaman thinks Robert is trying to tell him to focus on it after work so that work doesn’t get affected.
At one point Robert tried to get Phenomaman to find other “passions” by taking him to bars/parks to meet people, out to McDonald’s to try food to focus on, and even hobbies to try for him to focus his attention elsewhere. All efforts fail as he thinks of Robert’s attempts as dates.
Blonde Blazer/Mandy has a talk with Robert stating while she respects Robert as a friend/coworker she thinks the relationship with him and Phenomaman is inappropriate to which Robert stated he did what she asked but now his passion is him. He tries telling her that he has done everything to make him move on but nothing works.
Robert decides to somewhat give in since he’s been lonely for a while a wants company and for him to take it slow. It ends with Robert’s new bed being broken and a noise complaint from the landlord.
Will add more just want your thoughts and hope you enjoy
