phermster ˙ᵕ˙
you know what i might just go vacation in the parallel universe that got created when kermit the frog fell off a flaming building (NOT 9/11) and then when the normal yaoi process of revival started there was a surge in yuri essence which caused a dimensional drift and which combined and transformed Phermit, as we know and love, in to a green lobster with a blonde wig. so, know we have Phermit, and, phermster. and im ngl i think phermster would be so chill to hit some reefer with.









