Alex is Literally Dead

Hi my name is [alex]....20....they/he......dan and phil keep me alive but sometimes i like other things......Stop stalking me I need friends.....Generally my theme is obsessive depression.....plz like me lmao.....

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in case u needed to hear it today

[wtfplanetdying]

my good friend edible tastes like shit but it's fine we'll still have fun together

[wtfplanetdying]

hooooooaaaaaaaeeeeeee

[wtfplanetdying]

my good friend edible tastes like shit but it's fine we'll still have fun together

[spltlvlhous]

everybody's gotta live everybody's gonna die ‎ everybody's gotta live ‎ you gotta live before ‎ you know the reason why everybody's gotta live ‎ everybody's gonna die everybody's gotta live ‎ before you know the reason why

everybody's gonna have a good time, sure nuff' before you know the reason why

[spltlvlhous]

[spltlvlhous]

curious what yall think about my abstract expressionism

[spltlvlhous]

i know my art leaves people speechless but words are always nice

[wtfplanetdying]

amazing... top ones are gloomy, kinda like ethan bortnick....(i really like the top left cuz it kinda looks like wolf teeth) bottom ones are energetic nd remind of when i take molly, especially the middle one

[wtfplanetdying]

moooooooooooody today imma hide in a dark room nd cry

[decemberwinter]

man I hate this fuckass country so much

[decemberwinter]

reblog if you hate your country

[spltlvlhous]

zappy zappy ouch time (idk hello im bored)

i just woke up and im gonna say

makes me so sad tumblr asks ruin the format

[wtfplanetdying]

. ݁₊ ⊹ . ݁˖ .yap yap zappy zappy . ݁₊ ⊹ . ݁˖ . ݁

i just realized you can use dry erase markers on mirrors and windows BAM never using paper again

[wtfplanetdying]

im imagining things that i dont have the talent to make

[wtfplanetdying]

should i message my friends (I accidentally ghosted them for a month and i feel bad but also idk :/)

yes

no

ummmm

Voting ended onJul 21

[wtfplanetdying]

funny story my friend reached out to me nd we didn't talk about anything important which was nice i forgot how nice humans can be

[wtfplanetdying]

great day to be in pain uuuuuuuuugggggggg

I've been hella productive tho working on some fun photos nd projects this is the most creative ive felt in a very long time

[wtfplanetdying]

i lied lmao i finished my spanish coursework md haven't tried eiting it since then

[calvinahobbes]

chat i gotta admit: not normal about this at all

[spltlvlhous]

girl you'd love me

[wtfplanetdying]

fun fact my dad taught me for groceries or difficult to pocket items: putting a banana sticker under expensive cuts of meat nd fish makes it very easy to accidentally scan the wrong products and pay a cheaper price.... also if you hold onto the bag while you weigh it, its a lot lighter than just putting it down.... also its important that you never take a full bag of unscanned items nd that you stack it carefully to where its difficult to check for individual things, like if you're taking cans scan a few of them but just tie the bag enough that its an inconvenience to count them properly and all that fruit wow is that a peach apple pear or buzzball its hard to tell andwow you can't even see those medicines under those potatoes.... and most importantly if you go through the self checkout often make friends with the workers and constantly "correct" little things very obviously, like my dad would "forget" things like a seasoning or dog food and was always sure to come back in and pay separately cause he "feels so bad" so if you ever are stopped you can act like its an honest mistake and they'll believe you, just act as nonchalant as possible and honestly no one gives a shit they really only confront you if you're being EXTREMELY obvious

[wtfplanetdying]

lately I've been going through a lot of my old things nd toys i found a littlest pet shop, my Draculaura doll, a Harley quinn doll, a big rabbit stuffed animal, a toy crab, nd a random prism thing (which is fun to take photos with) and it all beinging back so much memories im like awww so cute but also aw... :(

anyways these photos are kinda cool maybe tomorrow i can try some more things outside

[wtfplanetdying]

got in a fight with my stupid brother cuz he said abortion is murder blah blah i told him "fuck you i'll abort your mother" forgot that was also MY mother but the threat still stands (she overheard nd now I'm arguing with both of them about religion and morality....)

[danisnotmyname]

Do we agree that dan, phil and pj should do the deaf, blind mute baking challenge. My vote is on mute dan, blind phil and deaf pj