#phfft

[caelenath]

You think Neo Queen Serenity ever glances over at her husband and is just like "*dreamy sigh* He's so hot." ?

[saltyratchan]

side note i should buy new nibs for my pen...the scratching noise is ....concerning

[itsallabouttheharry]

He's left LA with Jeff.. He's in London and Glenne's there too... Have you all lost the ability to use the camera on your phones people? I didn't sign up for this shoddy stalking.

[sami01]

99.5% of this actually happened just now.

Dog:I need to pee

Me:*takes them out even if it's 2am but the moon was super bright so I was like WOW*

Me:*taking pictures of moon and stars before I turn around*

Big bird:*flies right at me but like 4 feet over me**swooped like HP dementor style*

Me: ...!!!!! (I'm dead I'm dead I'm dead)

Me: wait... a bird? WAIT. I didn't hear it's wings. WaIt!! *gasps**spins to see an owl now perched on my roof*

Me: *squeals* YoU'Re AN oWL!! 😍😍!

Owl:*looks at me* heck yeah I'm a boss owl. Look at my hunched back like a vogue mode *flies away*

Me: *starstruck by owl* ... omg... I haven't seen an owl outside of captivity before irl. 😱😱😱

Me: *hugs dog* thank you for needing to pee.

Dog: I still haven't peed.

Dog: ... I've peed.

[whorenerdking]

okay dr strange is awesome and the special effects were fucking rad man

[whorenerdking]

i feel so dumb i didnt realize that one part of anaconda was from sir mix a lot and just heard ross sing it on friends and was like ‘who the fuck time traveled’

[goldenageestate]

Jack Lemmon ~  Phffft! 1954

[sanmadra]

stupid skrælings