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having a SUPER normal one about the pinof kiss lore drop

Imagine: You are on your period and about to bleed through.

Hark!

Dan and Phil turn around the corner. With out stretched arms, Dan was holding out a tampon and Phil is holding a pad.

"Y/N!" Dan shouted. "Do you want a tampon?"

"Cool your jets, Dan." Phil said brittishly. "Maybe Y/N doesn't want a tampon? I have a pad. Do you want wings or wingless?"

Phan Imagines #717

daaaamn giiiirl you stroke your glabella with that finger??

Dan: …in 15 years ⌚️👀

Dan: oh shit no not again

*10 minutes later*

Dan: What can I say!

this picture is 14 years old next month!!!

Hi my name’s Dan,

You can see my thigh;

Why?

I don’t know but he’s the guy

With his flesh on show

What a ho;

That’s. Our. Dan

dan and phil joint content headcanon: Dan and Phil adopt Steve the pigeon

I would like to add this to examples of Phil predicting the future

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