#philistinegenius

[capturedcrow-blog]

A patter of feet walking at his own pace was heard behind him, it was an early early morning; when these streets he often walked were dead. This kept Oblio well wary, wary that he might have to find himself on the run again. 

A brow raises as his movements stop abruptly, light on his feet as he swiftly turned around; eyes fixed onto the smaller form, somewhat shocked, this was not at all what he was expecting.

“ -Who are you? “

philistinegenius

[n0va-c41ne]

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“New weapon idea: tentacles+razors+flamethrower=profit” 

[n0va-c41ne]

[Text]:There are usually goats in the river

[SMS]: What river there are no rivers in Steelport. None that support life anyways

[SMS]: And goats an i share an interesting history 

[n0va-c41ne]

philistinegenius started following you

Oh hey, thought I’ve seen you around. How’ve you been, sugar?

[cxybernide-blog]

philistinegenius:

“Fuck it ain’t! Every color is my color. My lips are practically naturally purple, for fuck’s sake.” He tosses his head back roughly. “You’re wearing it right now, unless I’m tripping balls.”

“- I’m working right now.. Of course I am! Although if you visit me on a day where I am not, all this is going to be gone. “ Matt gestures towards his own face, frowning somewhat. “ No need for sass. “

[cxybernide-blog]

philistinegenius said: 

“Hey, don’t speak for everyone in the vicinity, kiddo.”

“ Shall I rephrase it then? In my personal opinion, I do not wish to have my asshole torn into two by a horse cock. “