#philosophically polyamorous

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polyamorory can be traced all the way back to star trek the original series, kirkspockmccoy.

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i have to at least dabble in polyamory bc yes its splendid dan and phil found each other and so many people are like "dan met his soulmate at 18 :((((((" welll who says you onlt have one person destined for you? i just gotta be as gay and weird as possible to remind people that you do not have to settle down when you are young there's nothing bad about not being in a relationship you are a whole person and also i say this. unless u are dan and phil the concept of soulmates is errrr. mononormativity. so, i'm philosophically polyamorous.

c'mon. i can't die before having three weed smoking girlfriends.

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ugh! i need a polyamorous hippie commune. im not a cult leader, im a blogger, and artist. im an independent—a cult would be way too much to handle. now, a cult following? count me in. would be great if a friend started a polyamorous hippie commune. its not a polygamy thing, its just, a hippie commune, filled with polyamorous people. perhaps gonzo and camilla (yhe polyamorous chicken) could find sanctuary there. a polyamorous hippie commune to save gonzo (who is in a political prison). maybe dan and phil could help get it started? they know a lot of lesbians. perfect for the job.

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everyday. every fucking day, we need to be grateful that the first mpreg fanart/fic (1977) predates the internet (1983). by 6 years. 6, like, 1966. 2006 (tumblr’s birth!) 6’7? no. 1967, summer of loooooove (*☻-☻*) (◕ᴗ◕✿) the 60th anniversary of the summer of love? 2027. you know what i would L O V E (arthur lee’s love 1965? no! just the word!) for the 60th anniversary of the summer of love? a polyamorous hippie commune. dan and phil, get on this shit. only so much i can do myself, with my budget of zero dollars. you have like…. yaoimillion dollars. so, if you don’t spare some yaoi… ur… anti polyamory. anti hippie. anti communes? phwat phabout pheing phomrads? phommunism?

‎ pholyanorous phippie phommune??? …..!!!!

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everybody FUKCING REBLOG MY LAST POST OR I AM GOING TO CURSER YOU WITH MY YAOI WZIARD FUCKING MIND POWERS> yesh. if oyu see this, if you watch this vidoe and don't reblog the post or post the vifedo yourself and put it everywhere on every soical media im not.

i only use tumblr. last sunday when i saw ppl talking about bad bunny on my dash i went...? did the superbowl happe n already and i missed that? sort of, it was superbowl sunday. then, just a couple days ago, im sitting in my dining hall, blogging on tumblr (while others do homework, i blog on tumblr. im always blogging. i love blogging. blog everyday. see THIS is why my tellers professor has been PISSING ME OFF. this is just me riffing. im locked the fuck in and just absoluting hammering my stream of consciouness on to this laptop. derd. ermergerd. if i was using a mechanical keyboard i would be like CLAKC ALAKCLACKAKLCKAKLCALKCAK but instead its more of a dundundunddnundndndndndndndnnd. i be blogging. non. stop. for 6 months now. six months ago i went "aw well shite. imma be isolated for 3 molnths. might as well, smoke a FUCK TON OF WEED and . i was also lyke. painting fur 40+ hrs a week. yerrrrrrr.m. i was like, watching supernatural. i really like dean winchester. he is one of my muses. i think that there's beauty in everything. seriouslt. everytone is all like RAGE BAIT THIS the world is FUCKED THAT. well. what every what evcer happened to loving your neihgbor?! to just, smoking weed, and having communistic tendancies... what eva happeyned jto o pollyyamorous hippie communes? what ever happened to free love? valentine's day is great and all. but also, FUCK MONONORMATIVISTICCONSUMERISTCCHRISTONATIPNIST YEAH> im loopking at you. muppet joker. fuck. you. fuck you and your fugly pilgrim hats. you bitch. you fucking btihc. all of you croaker bitches who gave me shit. you fuck..s Do you have any idea who you are daling with?! im a yaoi wizard. with magic yaoi wizard mind powers. im The FUcking Gleepster. and, i have three grilfriends who smoyke weed. u cant even post any shit that wouldnt be on some edgy 2018 middle schooler's twJHWTHATEVR THE FUCK. I DONT .

I DONT NEED A REASON TO FUCKING HATE YOU. I DONT CARE IF IT IS ONLY ME. IT IS COMPELTELY ON PRINCIPAL. ME AND MY CISHET PUERTO RICAN (free puerto rico) FRIEND FUCKING HATE YOU. no matter what you do. me, and mój karaluch, and the people who like my blog and only know of you THROUHG ME!

F U C K I N G H A T E Y O U

i. play. the. gattfam. long. game. god GODDFUCKING DAMMIT. I M AIM AND INSANE PERSON. EVERYONES TLIKE "I OEV WERDIOSL WHY ISNT THERE A WEIRDO OG OH HOW I MISS OLD TUMBLR"

BITCH . i am gagttfamnn

IM EVERY TUMBLRRR

weed smorking goorfends

SPREAD THE FUCKING. WORD. SPREAD. THE. WORD.

phermitimes day ❤️

its ppphjermitimes day.

or else, yeah, cursed. lest the yaoi wizard's curse fall upon thee.

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yea, blaiz, chaz chaz and funk left jory for gonzo and camilla (gonzo’s beautiful polyamorous cjicken wife). blaiz, chaz chaz, funk, and camilla are all fucking the muppet joker’s wife—gonzo is imprisoned, and supports it, they are, a polycule, after all.

(kermit is happier with phil. [#PHERMIT GUROM])

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whats a guy gotta do to get a polyamorous hippie commune round here. what happened to free love