Dec 31, 2025
i keep seeing people call judblanc a crack ship. guys crack shipping isn't when an existing dynamic is unlikely to become sexual because of catholicism or marriage but some fans see it anyway. crack shipping is a term used for shipping characters that have never even met and are unlikely to meet and nothing you know about them implies that they would even like each other
for example: phillip x bishop langstrom. i've had them for 2 seconds (just came up with them while making tea) and based on what i've hallucinated in my head about them? it was love at first bitchy comment
they bond over their decades-long exasperation with blanc and jud and their love of magenta
#blanc deducing whats up immediately and beling like a bishop phillip? always have to one-up me dont you. get your own thing.#phillip like well at least mine is age appropriate and doesnt have the entirety of western media calling him a murderer.#but then again i suppose youre into that sort of thing.#blanc: ... touché#bishop langstrom#phillip blanc#wake up dead man#glass onion#judblanc#philstrom...#langstrom x phillip