Phineas! ! [The Flynns]
@ohphineas
Candace knew. She knew that it was Phineas’ idea to start that stupid rave that had caused Ferb to get grounded. Also, that someone had been suspended for drugs? Which meant that not only had he done something and thrown their step-brother under the bus for it, but drugs had been involved. Phineas had been close to drugs! She had no idea if he would take them or not, but Candace didn’t trust her little brother’s curious mind.
Not for a second.
When she’d brought this up to her mom, Linda had brushed her off. Saying that Candace was being paranoid, that Phineas wouldn’t blame Ferb (ha), that Ferb wouldn’t let Phineas take the blame (ha!), that obviously Phineas wouldn’t use drugs. He was a smart boy. Ha! Not that Candace was surprised. Linda had checked out on raising Phineas years ago and preferred just to...be his friend or something which she’d probably read about in some hippie book. Which was all well and good when you had a child like Candace who broke out in hives if she just thought about breaking the rules. It did not work on kids like Phineas, who saw rules and thought that they were put there exclusively to be broken.
So, that weekend when she came home from the dorms, Candace barged into Phineas’ room after knocking on the door and getting the okay.
She immediately crossed her arms and cocked her hip out as she got her little brother in her sights.
“Okay, spill. What happened? And I know it was you. So don’t even try it.”














