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Today’s episode of our Quaran-tainment Series features the first chapter of Amber Skies, an ongoing story by @normal-horoscopes. The full story can be found on AO3, and you can support the author on Patreon.

Narration, editing, and original music (“Amber Skies: Intro” and “Amber Skies: Main Theme”) by @phinnsy.

Cover art by @terrafey, used with permission. (Sorry for the cropping, SoundCloud forces you to...) View more of terrafey’s art on Instagram, and leave a tip on Ko-fi.

If you’d like to hear us do more of Bones’ fantastic story, let us know! I’d love to do a full on multi-voice production of it.

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SCP-666½-J - The Roaring Flames of Hell — The SCP Foundation Database

Subjects often experience shortness of breath, extreme jaw pain from the clenching of teeth, and mild bruising on hands from putting the rim of the toilet bowl in a death grip.

Today's installment of the Joke Series, originally released to our patrons on 4-Sep-19, is now available to our full audience!

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SCP-017-J - Narcissistic Time Displacement Field — The SCP Foundation Database

She then experiences the time displacement, making her between 15 minutes to 3 hours late to every god damned thing I have ever invited her to.

Today's installment of the Joke Series, originally released to our patrons on 2-Oct-19, is now available to our full audience!

To gain access to the full catalog and hear new content before everyone else, including a brand new episode on SCP-1-800-J also released today, become a patron of the show by visiting https://www.patreon.com/thescpfoundationdatabase.

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SCP-1000 - Bigfoot — The SCP Foundation Database

“The information in the article that you've already read isn't entirely true. There are two direct lies, and plenty of lies of omission.”

Today's installment of the Expanded Series, featuring @navox-the-weary, was requested by Patreon patron Disownedbook16. The Database thanks you for your continued support!

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Memorandum-05 — The SCP Foundation Database

A memo about the Database’s goings-on, both in fiction and in real life.

A MESSAGE FROM THE DATABASE:

1. We're turning what are currently straight descriptions of video in the SCP-093 documentation into full audio logs so it's more interesting to listen to. This is A LOT of work, however, so we'll need a few weeks to focus solely on getting it put together. There will be no new episode the weeks of March 8 and March 15 (and potentially also March 22). Thank you for your patience!

2. The investigation into SCP-005's disappearance is now being directly handled by the O5 Council and MTF Alpha-1 ("Red Right Hand"). No further memos on this topic will be released, but the story has yet to conclude...

3. Special thanks to new Patreon patrons Aeon, Andres, Andrew Shipley, Aquarius Peters, Brittany Mittler, Castielphonebox, Chandler Middlemas, Chris Fishpaw, Damian Watts, Darken_dreams, Dee, Devon Board, Dillon Douglas, DT5537, Four, Franziska Hilgers, Harry, Jane Tverdy, Jared Conforti, Katerina Schell, Kayla, Ketill, Kitkat1540, Lilly, Logan Stromberg, Lorenzo Serox, Mark.png, Mental Doomsday, Miettispaghetti, Mr. Gentle, Pandy, RangePup, Riley Dickinson, Rufus The Dead Cat, Ryan Wojo, Seth Osgood, Shadow of 1471, SirSlambot, Stripey1999, Supaloop 123, Tanner Kelley, That one crazy dude, TheBlyatinator, Trillabit, Unconcupiscent, Von Bright, and Wyatt Dickinson. Consider becoming a supporter on Patreon: www.patreon.com/thescpfoundationdatabase

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The Thing Under the Fridge

by @bethanythemartian

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[To view the original piece, go here.]

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[The voice of the Narrator was provided by @lapis-liberalis.] [The voice of the Thing was provided by Lee Daniel.] [Introduced by @phinnsy.]

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SCP-784 - Christmas Cheer — The SCP Foundation Database

Three nearby instances of SCP-784-1 held Anderson in place. A fourth emerged from a nearby home with a quart of eggnog, which Anderson was forced to ingest.

New episode! Happy Holidays!

We'll be taking next week off, so have a safe, happy New Year, and a good riddance to 2020!

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SCP-1994-J - THE BAAAAAAAAAAALLLLL — The SCP Foundation Database

CAN WE GO TO THE PARK? PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE CAN WE GO TO THE PARK?!?!?!?!!?!

New (to most) episode!

This episode was originally released on 7-Aug-19 as part of our monthly, Patreon-exclusive Joke Series. From now on, we will be releasing a past episode from this series to all listeners on the first Wednesday of every month, while patrons will continue to receive a brand new joke episode on the same day!

To gain immediate access to 18 months worth of past joke episodes, and to hear new ones 18 months before anyone else, become a patron of the show by visiting patreon.com/thescpfoundationdatabase!