phinnsyreads

phinnsy reads your posts. also home of The SCP Foundation Database podcast. 38, he/him.

[phinnsyreads]

SCP-167 - Infinite Labyrinth

by gscshoyru

These doorways lead directly to identical rooms, each with two more doorways leading to more identical rooms.

https://www.scpdatapodcast.com/episodes/scp-167

with @oktober-urn

[phinnsyreads]

SCP-166 - Just a Teenage Gaea

by Ross Fisher-Davis, DrClef, and Cerastes

"If my mother was so horrible… what did my father do?"

https://www.scpdatapodcast.com/episodes/scp-166

featuring @jdnvx, @oktober-urn, @izzybutt, and Lee Daniel

[phinnsyreads]

SCP-2556 - Indefinitely Suspended Stratojet

by Kate McTiriss

"This whole thing was one hell of a trip, but I feel lucky through it all, you know?"

https://www.scpdatapodcast.com/episodes/scp-2556

Our Pride Month episode this year, featuring Christian Jasper and @mezzoprime, was requested by Patreon patron, Maple123. Thank you for your continued support!

[phinnsyreads]

SCP-165 - The Creeping, Hungry Sands of Tule

by FritzWillie

They retreat from heat and will often seek shade when available, being the most active during the night, hunting for large sleeping prey.

https://www.scpdatapodcast.com/episodes/scp-165

[phinnsyreads]

SCP-164 - Squid Tumors

by Sophia Light

Removal of SCP-164-2 shows they are entirely viable in marine conditions...

https://www.scpdatapodcast.com/episodes/scp-164

[phinnsyreads]

SCP-163 - An Old Castaway

by Flah

Aside from this initial confrontation, SCP-163 has cooperated with the Foundation, to the extent of its ability to understand us.

with @jdnvx.

https://www.scpdatapodcast.com/episodes/scp-163

[phinnsyreads]

SCP-162 - Ball of Sharp

by Dr Gears

Subjects will many times "cycle" between expressing extreme pain and requesting assistance, to statements of pleasure and requests to be left alone...

https://www.scpdatapodcast.com/episodes/scp-162

[lavenderlemniscate]

feels like im always recovering. when do i get to live

[lavenderlemniscate]

"it's okay to rest for as long as you need from burnout" how long is it actually going to take though. there's stuff i wanna do.

[phinnsyreads]

SCP-3671 - A very angry box of cereal

by DrMorris

"You will pay for what you did to me, just you wait."

https://www.scpdatapodcast.com/episodes/scp-3671

[phinnsyreads]

Memorandum-09

1. Through the Bright Works Project, SCP wiki staff are removing the vast majority of works created by AdminBright (aka Dr. Bright, aka TheDuckman). SCP-029, -050, -161, -528, -573, -693, -721, -834, -894, -1337, -1590, -1777, -2976, -100-J, and -5555-J have already been deleted from the wiki. Those numbers will eventually be made available to be recycled by other authors writing replacement works. Since the next Main Series episode on the docket, SCP-161, was among those removed, we will skip it for now.

To learn more about why this is happening in the first place, I'd recommend this video by SCP author and former wiki staff member Dr. Cimmerian (CW: Discussion about irl sexual harassment involving minors).

2. We're also available on YouTube Music! Have been for awhile now. Like and subscribe and all that guff.

3. I'm planning on permanently leaving Facebook soon. Since our Facebook page gets the least amount of interaction of any of our socials (like, basically none), I'll likely just delete it as well. You can still find us on Twitter, Tumblr, Patreon, and our website. We may add other socials in the future.

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@sketchy-panda​

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[phinnsyreads]

SURGICAL IDENTITY PERPETUATION

by Veiedhimaedhr

The idea of brain transplants... has appeared frequently, and primarily, in science fiction, perhaps contributing to the assumption that the entire procedure is as viable as fantasy. This is not the case.

https://www.scpdatapodcast.com/episodes/surgical-identity-perpetuation

End of Death, episode 4, with Bruce Rasnick, @oktober-urn, and Breck Wilhite.

[phinnsyreads]

SCP-160 - Predator Drone

by Aelanna

SCP-160 operates continuously and completely autonomous from any identified control source, and exhibits behavior similar to that of predatory birds.

https://www.scpdatapodcast.com/episodes/scp-160

[cryptotheism]

The thing about SCP stuff is like, if you have this many "anomalies" how anomalous are they really

[cryptotheism]

Medieval SCP locking away naturally magnetic lodestone for it's anomalous properties.

[phinnsyreads]

SCP-159 - The Perfect Lock

by regedit

Building materials will withstand forces that would normally destroy them, up to and possibly surpassing moderate artillery bombardment.

https://www.scpdatapodcast.com/episodes/scp-159

[phinnsyreads]

"Omega-K"

An SCP Tale by Croquembouche.

The presenter was smiling. 'A miracle', she called it. Joyce couldn't manage a smile—the only thing on her mind was the amount of work that lay ahead.

https://www.scpdatapodcast.com/episodes/omega-k

End of Death continues, with @oktober-urn, @jdnvx, Lee Daniel, Breck Wilhite, Russell Forbes, Spera Crinis, @mezzoprime, Bruce Rasnick, and @izzybutt.

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SCP-158 - Soul Extractor

by Kain Pathos Crow

"...it’s the very nature of a human soul. There’s no true way to express something like that in mere words, although this machine tries desperately to do that."

with @phinnsy and Jerry Maynard

https://www.scpdatapodcast.com/episodes/scp-158