42 and wolfstar
((I am like POSITIVE that this anon asked me like a billion different Wolfstar prompts… but that’s fine because I do heck love Wolfstar so here is another <3))
42. “Do you know any jokes?”
“Do you know any good jokes?” Remus couldn’t stop it. Had he known what was going to come out of the boy’s mouth at the drive through, he would have. By God, he would have. But it was too late now.
Sirius’ grin was sharp and feral, and his hands loosened and tightened on the steering wheel. “Are you Sirius?”
Remus buried his head in his hands, and slumped into the passenger’s seat.
“Yeah, mate! It gets kind of boring here, you know? Especially at arse O’clock in the morning.”
Remus glanced at his watch. It was only 1am. A perfectly reasonable time to get a midnight snack of chips and shakes.
“Well, I have got quite a few, but they are pretty hairy if I’m being honest.”
Remus groaned.
“But you know, every once in a full moon I can probably pull something out of my arse.”
“Great! Let’s hear one then!”
Sirius threw a look over to Remus. “I’m not sure….”
Remus sighed and glanced back over at Sirius. It was probably time, even if he did hate himself a little for it. “Don’t worry, I’ll still love you to the moon and black.”