Kr!stin being the one to figure out that Ph!l and Wilbvr have a crush on each other.
She sees how they both look at each other when the other isn’t looking. She’s not an idiot. But shes also not opposed to the idea. So she starts teasing Ph!l about wanting to fuck his internet son. She teases Wilbvr as well but to a lesser and less blatant extent. She tries to make it clear that as long as she knows it’s happening they can do it.
Wilbvr comes to stay the night at theirs when løvejoy stops near them for the night, as a break from sleeping on the tour bus.
Kr!stin doesn’t make it an hour until she bursts out with a “just fuck each other already.”
She quite enjoys the view of her husband fucking their “son” into their mattress. She can only hope this won’t be the only time she gets to see it.