I took my golden kiwi ice skating!
and made this silly video of us doing skills
🎵 The Blue Danube Waltz - Johann Strauss II
Phiwi had a lovely time!

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I took my golden kiwi ice skating!
and made this silly video of us doing skills
🎵 The Blue Danube Waltz - Johann Strauss II
Phiwi had a lovely time!
Kia ora!
It is I, the golden kiwi! I was created to replace the golden pig at the Auckland show.
Now I am back in The Phouse, and the STRANGEST thing just happened!!!
My dads had just finished filming WDAPTEO 5, and Phil stood up to turn the camera off. When all of a sudden, the phass knocked me to the floor. I hit my head pretty hard, and it hurt, but something weirder happened - I GAINED CONCIOUSNESS.
After they left the room, I raced to Phil's gigantic 13" ipad to tell all of you!
So send in questions or suggestions for what you want me to do, or just say hi!
Kiwis are nocturnal so I will mostly be active whilst Dan and Phil are asleep. Which is for the best, I think they might get a little freaked out if they knew I was alive.
It's gonna be hectic!
Goldening
At this point the Phouse will end up being a showcase of Dan and Phil's golden zoo.... Pig? ✅️ Kiwi? ✅️. What animal could they get next?
PHAURORA
In 2015 when New Zealand was thinking of changing it's flag, one of the proposals was a kiwi with laser beams.
I like this version better, what do you think
There was a rainbow on my butt!!
Phiwi loves gay people 💛🥝x
omg omg hi phiwi!! are you friends with @the-pheal?
Yes! We've become quite close already 🦭🩷🥝
@the-pheal and I even shared some tea and biscuits together this morning! Phey have got to be one of the nicest creatures I have ever met!
It feels good to finally be making some friends in The Phouse. Everyone has been super welcoming!