#phlochte

[jeahwriting]

[chris-sales-belly-ring]

phlochte

Thanks, Anon! :-)

Which one sexts like a straight white boy?: ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME?!?! Both of them!!

Which one cried during a fucking disney movie?: Ryan.

Who put a goddamned fork in the microwave?: Ryan. He did it once and MP won’t ever let him forget it, LOL!

Who does the silly hands-over-the-eyes “Guess who” thing?: Ryan.

Who puts their cold hands/feet on their partner?: Ryan. Michael pretends to hate it, but he honestly doesn’t mind it. Except for when Ryan’s feet are super cold after getting out of the pool or shower.

Who had that embarrassing Reality TV marathon?: These idiots watch shitty reality TV together, LOL.

Who laughs more during sex?: It’s a tie. They’re always making each other laugh.

WHO IS THE LITTLE SPOON?: Ryan.

@jeahwriting​.

Send Me A Ship For This Meme

[the-lovely-leo]

Ummmmm...

Anyone (yes, I'm sure you have) find it interesting that both boys were monkeys!?! 🐒

[phlochte-love-story]

Hey! @jeahwriting or @the--blackdahlia do you remember a Phlochte Fanfiction (happens during a meeting) in which Ryan and Michael can’t sleep unless they are in each other’s arms? They are not a couple yet. I kind of need this fanfiction right now... 

[guessmysoul]

It feels weird that this is the first Fina without Phelps and Lochte

[all-things-all-the-time]

Feeling inspired...might write some of those abandoned phlochte prompts in my ask

[cockblochte-blog]

I could be 78 years old idc when Michael Phelps is finally old & passes away I'm gonna be worried about how Ryan Lochte feels about it

[jeahwriting]

Phlochte fake IG series (5/?)