Forget it, Bruh 🚫

A Michael Phelps/Ryan Lochte blog

[cockblochte-blog]

I could be 78 years old idc when Michael Phelps is finally old & passes away I'm gonna be worried about how Ryan Lochte feels about it

[cockblochte-blog]

[jeahwriting]

how did I get sucked back into phlochte hell

[smellyleaf-blog]

Phlochte is literally hell on earth the main squeeze is engaged and the other one is only getting more likely to be snatched up every day yet here we are, reblogging pics from 2008 and wiping our tears on a hideous LZR racer suit God I love this fandom

[cockblochte-blog]

this really is the random in a nutshell 😭

[book23worm]

“I’ve taken so, so, so many steps forward. I’m not going to take any back.”

[thatvoodoochild-deactivated2017]

[phlochtenessmonster]

baby boy says get me out this club too many titties

[phlochtenessmonster]

bringing this back because omg

[cockblochte-blog]

naw he judgin that hoe hard for not knowin to arch her damn back

[idratherbeathomewithray-deactiv]

Don’t ship Phlochte. You’ll get feels and die.

[blueackles]

accurate

[cockblochte-blog]

[cockblochte-blog]

| Ryan Lochte |

[jadedkitten]

[smellyleaf-blog]

[natyantunes-blog]

Apparently they really like to share shorts…

[cockblochte-blog]

When people say Phlochte doesn’t have any evidence supporting it..... >_>

[pheelingphelps-blog]

[metropicalle]

NO MATTER WHAT, LIKE, I COULDN’T - I COULD BREAK A WORLD RECORD, GET AN OLYMPIC GOLD MEDAL, AND MY MOM WOULD BE, LIKE, YOU COULD HAVE DONE BETTER. BUT YOU LOOKED PRETTY. THAT’S WHAT SHE SAYS ALL THE TIME.

Ryan Lochte 

HAHAHAHAHA OMG. AT LEAST HE’S PRETTY.

(via metropicalle)

[postironicconundrum-deactivated]

[pheelingphelps-blog]

What Would Ryan Lochte Do? — April 21st

[50freefly]

why isn’t #ryanlochtesshoes a thing yet?

[cockblochte-blog]

this has been a Public Service Announcement on bullying, thank u

[cockblochte-blog]

(via https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RjPXT4xi8KI)

11 Year Old Michael Phelps