#pholiday

[earnestlyfernest]

The reason they didn't have a near death experience on holiday this time is because they hard launched and can now openly be gay on holiday and have beef with the more normcore gay couple at the resort

[bleachblondephil]

so what insane rumour/painful nostalgia/unhinged coping mechanism are we gonna come up with this time they're away??

[gerardwaysbob]

everything is romantic

[piercethekakie]

Predictions on the next "D/P almost died on holiday":

Dan got almost eaten by a school of piranhas, but phil speaks piranha and befriended them, phil is now accepted as the king of pirhanas. piranhas are now renamed phiranhas.

Phil almost falls down a volcano

Dan and Phil hear siren song and see cute twinky sirens that try and lure them to their deaths

club sandwich 2.0

[kyominology]

butterfly effect is crazy.

wdym if dan didn't tweet at phil back then, the fishes on the side of the poontoom experience would not have eaten dan's vomit chunks.

[bitchslapblastoids]

Not to go full demon but I found where they stayed and I have some insights….

1. If they were there 5 nights, they spent between $15,000-20,000 total usd ‼️‼️‼️

2. The place is primarily designed for couples. Words used to describe it frequently include “romantic,” “discreet,” “secluded,” “intimate”

3. Every villa on the property only has one bedroom with one king bed. If you need another bed in your space (i.e. if you bring a child), they will bring a single-sized rollaway type bed to you. One reviewer mentioned how the staff would literally remove the single bed each day for the aesthetics and then bring it back at night.

Sooooooooo they balled out on SUCH a bougie, romantic, secluded getaway. And then they shared it with us!! 🥺🥺🥺

[call-me-tetris-tower]

so i was not prepared for the video dump

[izinof]

- my boyfriend, 2025