To The Woman Turning Out of the Mall Behind Me - A Rant
You know, I’m okay with people cutting me off in traffic
I’m okay with people not using their blinkers to merge lanes in bumper to bumper traffic.
I’m even okay with the fact that it takes me an hour to get to my job every day even though, technically, it should only take me 20 minutes.
But what I can’t STAND IS PEOPLE LIKE YOU WHO ARE SO ENTITLED TO THINK THAT THEY NEED TO GET TO THEIR DESTINATION RIGHT THIS VERY MOMENT AND WHO ARE SO. DAMN. RUDE. ABOUT IT.
THE LIGHT TURNED GREEN TWO. SECONDS. AGO. AND I WAS LOOKING TO SEE IF TRAFFIC WAS COMING INTO MY LANE.
THAT THING YOU’RE SUPPOSED TO DO WHEN YOU’RE TURNING RIGHT ON A RED???
Also, Atlanta:
1. Sticking your hand out of the window with a thumbs up while you are MERGING INTO MY CAR without the proper right of way IS NOT HOW YOU GAIN RIGHT OF WAY.
2. TURN. YOUR. BRIGHTS. OFF. You are not on a foggy mountain road in Virginia. You are not wont for light sources. TURN THEM OFF.
And I swear on every driver’s manual that ever came to be, if another person leans on their horn in regard to what I’m doing with MY life and MY road safety, I will stop in the middle of traffic, get out of my car, find your address, and destroy everything you have ever loved.