#phone tree

[pilferingapples]

**tiny scream but not so loud it disrupts the Hold System**

[todd--chavez]

[knitwit3-reanimated20350606]

Thank you for calling The Madness, your call is very important to us. Please listen closely as our menu has recently changed. To submit to The Madness, please press 1. For all other inquiries, please remain on the line until you’re ready to press 1.

[chirabella]

Theron: In order to help fight the Order of Revan, we've cooked up an elaborate scheme that hinges on you pretending to be a vicious pirate captain with a penchant for cannibalism.

Player Character: Great plan! Were you going to TELL ME ABOUT IT at any point?

[adr3nalyn3-blog]

Took me 20 minutes of pressing buttons and using Google tips to reach a person when I called a customer service line.

Holy sheet it should not be that complicated.

[mitchell001]

"For your unique code, please press 3." *presses 3* "Please enter your unique code now." Me: ....

[binskz]

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[nezumichris]

Brave Internal Auditor Nezumi

Today in this episode of "Brave Internal Auditor Nezumi", Nezumi learns the  best way to go through a verbal only automated phone tree is by answering every question with a condescending snarl. Something about the enunciation of my complete disgust and lack of patience with a phone tree really makes my answers easy for the automation to understand.