#phone:text

[owenbrecker]

Texts @ Blake

Owen: wHERE R U???? AND I'M SO SOOOOORRY

Owen: I CANNOT SLEEP I CANNOT DREAM 2NIIIIIIIIIITE

Owen: i started the thursday drinking tradition at 3 pm

[owenbrecker]

text @ topher

Owen: i've got pick up on friday. you want anything?

[kurtdesigns]

TEXT MESSAGE ✉ SLAVE DRIVER ⇄ HUMAN HANGER

Kurt: I need you to come into the studio today. Things are just not working out.

Kurt: And as much as I love Sam, if I have to listen to one more Matthew McConaughey impression to "help me relax" I'm going to commit murder.

Kurt: He's doing Christian Bale now, help me.

[stilesbye]

Text ✉ Open

Stiles: what do you think the odds of mermaids being real are?

Stiles: I think that'd be cool. we don't meet nearly enough aquatic baddies

Stiles: I bet I'd make a bitchin merman

[dylnsheridn]

Texts @ The Munchkin

Dylan: So earlier I was joking about giving myself a concussion and your sister got me pizza. Which was cool. You people are the best for supplying me with pizzas

Dylan: But my roommate got worried and dragged me to the hospital. And I apparently do actually have a concussion???? Everything is sad and I'm not allowed to sleep.

Dylan: Saaaaaaaave meeeeeeeeee.

[stilesbye]

♣

Send ♣ for a drunk message

[text] ur bros httor but im p srue ur thh beter kisrer

[stilesbye]

[Insert heart thing]

Send ❤ for a lusty/loving/affectionate message

[text] I just think it's important for our relationship to acknowledge the fact that catwoman and batman are like the end all be all man. the ultimate. bam.

[stilesbye]

❤ [glad to see you are alive]

[glad to be alive]

Send ❤ for a lusty/loving/affectionate message

[text] you're so pretty, bro. beautiful, god. I luv you man.