B A M B I

illinois born and raised. bears, beats, battlestar galactica. barista by day bassist by night.

[dylnsheridn]

Texts @ The Munchkin

Ariella: Oh.. interesting. Follow up question, so you already lost your virginity?

Dylan: Years ago, yea. Why?

[ariellaacosta]

Well, now I’m gonna go tell the world that you’re a superhero. 

[dylnsheridn]

You say you will, but I don't think you will. Unless you lied when you said I was your favorite.

[dylnsheridn]

Texts @ The Munchkin

Ariella: Yes, it is!

Dylan: I'm nineteen years old. There aren't enough words to express how I feel about sex

[dylnsheridn]

Texts @ The Munchkin

Ariella: .. So you enjoy sex, hm?

Dylan: Is that a real question?

[ariellaacosta]

No, how dare you keep that from me! 

[dylnsheridn]

Are you sure? I thought I'd told you. Well either way, being a musical superhero is a huge responsibility. And part of the job is having to keep the whole thing on the hush-hush.

[lermanplus]

[inkbloomed]

Somebody’s a really die hard fan. I really don’t know shit about them. Just like a few songs. 

[dylnsheridn]

Not really, I just like Dave Grohl. I can't say I know too many of their songs either.

[allthechatter-blog]

You know Nazi Cows is a very hot topic nowadays. Gotta keep up to date on your politics, man.

[dylnsheridn]

Nazi cows are a thing that exist -- some british scientist tried to like re-introduce them into the bovine species a few years back but they were too vicious and it didn't work.

[dylnsheridn]

Texts @ The Munchkin

Ariella: Well it sucks that you can't sleep, but I'm coming over with coffee and pizza!

Ariella: Hehe, that just means you have to constantly check outside to see if I'm there.

Dylan: Be nice to me, I'm concussed and deprived of things I enjoy

[ariellaacosta]

So you save other people as well?

[dylnsheridn]

Didn't I tell you that I'm Bassman?

[mrjturner-deactivated20160824]

That is… well very silly but probably what I needed to hear, so thanks. Likewise, I’m Serena. 

[dylnsheridn]

Well, there's nothing wrong with silly, is there, Serena?

Oh -- I almost forgot to ask, what's the puppy's name?

[oftimeslostlongago]

Perhaps not always, but what’s the point of risking it when it’s more then likely to happen? Majority of people are only looking out for number one, even if they deny it. 

[dylnsheridn]

It's human nature to look out for yourself, but there's a very specific kind of person who does that at someone else's expense -- and they're definitely not that common.

[ivylennox]

Now that is what I call dedication.

[dylnsheridn]

I think so too. Glad we both see eye-to-eye on this one.

[calli-karezi-deactivated2015092]

"Oh man, she got you all different kinds of messed up."

[dylnsheridn]

"Yea, I'm pretty sure Siri hates me."

[songofthebard]

"Fine, I’ll find something to make my new goal. I have never been to Illinois, but I will surely attempt to go there one day now.”

[dylnsheridn]

"Your sister said the same thing. You guys never even like drove up with your parents or anything? I mean, you guys were only a couple hours away from Chicago."

[songofthebard]

"Well, I hope it’s something amazing. What? Are you going to give me a new goal now? That sounds great, I have never been there."

[dylnsheridn]

"You should definitely have a new goal. Your current one is terrible and impedes on my quality of life. The pizza is awesome, I would definitely recommend it if you're ever in Illinois for absolutely no reason."

[dylnsheridn]

No, Siri, no! I was trying to call my cousin, not email him about Nazi Cows...