#phoneticfrenetic

[theunfairfolk]

My beloved Beaft and a bonus Encountre of Beafts

(She likes to lick toads, but I would not allow her to)

*pokemon battle music plays* (holyshit the teeth tho)

[leonardcohenofficial]

I work in costuming and my dream costuming gig would be midsummer set in the early 90s, think like "say anything" with Lysander being dressed like grungy and hermia being a bit more posh, with egeus being like, the briefcase phone business Dad. And then for the fairies? Gay pride meets neon and glitter. Alternatively one of the tragedies, acted totally seriously, but with everyone in ridiculous underwear. I've dubbed it "naked Shakespeare"

i love this so much omg

[gaydelgard]

@phoneticfrenetic Dr. Google told me that was effective but only if you JUST got water in there?? I actually haven't been in water for over 24 hours now and it didn't start hurting till i woke up this morning random search results i clicked made it sound like my only hope now is antibiotics its gotten worse all day tbh and all the clinics and stuff are closed and RIP me do you think i should still try it?? google also said at this stage alcohol might just make it hurt worse 😑

[siriusly-smart-blog]

phoneticfrenetic replied to your post “Omg did you really ask the US consulate to give you a visa for being...”

I'M FUCKING DYING

Best ask I ever received.

[certified-spooky]

phoneticfrenetic replied to your post “whoever in the uk is trying to find nudes on my blog by typing...”

I'm crying this is so weird but so hilarious bc you're like, the LAST person I'd expect to post nudes on the Internet ��

i don’t even think i’d take nudes to have for myself

i don’t think i’d take nudes to send to a husband of 40 years

like in terms of things that are probably never happening that’s like pretty high up on the list no thank you

[siriusly-smart-blog]

phoneticfrenetic replied to your post “I have a fever and nobody to make me tea and I just want to cry”

The sheer force of my concern is going to make me materialise crom the aether in your flat

Pls do bb

[certified-spooky]

phoneticfrenetic

 i love putting guilt in the hearts of boys i used...

I love this post and I love you

“I’m sorry I wasted that time of your life” 

i practically cackled i hope he’s so sad

also i’m horrible but honestly he should be sorry

[spacetwinks]

I'm from maine too! What part are you from?

portland, mostly. grew up in cape elizabeth, but left early. was friends with a cianchette kid. THAT was weird.