Trick or Treat 31
Harlequin!Kee 'verse
prompt: (Treat) What are the Halloween costumes of the characters from your verse?
Fíli: Big Bad Wolf
Kíli: Little Red Riding Whore.
“Absolutely fucking not.” Fíli was putting his foot down because there was no way he was allowing his Harlequin out of the house in lingerie that left absolutely nothingto the imagination. While his costume left far more on display – thigh, low-slung jeans, a wolf headdress and nothing else – the ribbon and lace seemed to give Kíli the air of being more naked than he actually was.
“Absolutely fucking yes.” Kíli countered, slinking across the living room and lowering himself into Fíli’s lap, knees on either side of Fíli’s hips. “Unless, of course, you can think of something more entertaining to do tonight.”
Fíli’s breath hitched, and his eyes drooped. Yeah, he could think of a thousand ways—things he could do that were more entertaining that watching his Harlequin shake it like a polaroid picture on some sticky bar at some seedy Creature club.
