#phukbang

[trashcanfromgallifrey]

Phil: *goes blonde*

Dan:

[misskiwi4]

Phukbang 3, where are you?

🍕😭

[sidequestsinlife]

every now and then, when i arrive in the uk late in the evening, hungry and just want some convenient food, i remember dip n pip saying uk domino's is the best. dan literally cried over it in the first phukbang.

and then, despite all my prior experience telling me that they are objectively wrong and this is just some nostalgia thing for them and the food is shit and overpriced...in my exhausted, sleep-deprived state, i order domino's. the cookies are ok i guess. that's the best i can say about the whole experience.

and then i am a little bit mad at dnp for making me eat trash pizza again, but mostly disappointed in myself for making the same mistakes over and over, because today is like literally the tenth time this has happened to me.

i am an idiot. phidiot. dnp are to me what rfk's dead worm in his brain is to him. or something. i'm very tired.

domino's in leeds is absolute garbage, and dan and phil have no taste.

[legalisecatboyss]

phil adding to his reputation of not giving a shit about dan’s health by calling his orthostatic hypotension “so annoying” is giving me life, this man is simply allergic to losing the idgaf war

[springybreak]

phil not getting up ONCE and dan getting up for everything, perfect. exactly how the princess should be treated

[ilovepinof]

it's like. "hmm what do i wanna watch?" thinks of like 20 different things, all great options, and then suddenly dan and phil are sat on the phloor in the phlounge of the phouse and im like...? am i really watching the phukbang again?

[phanomenology]

if they upload the phukbang now its because i just ordered my pizza and it will arrive in 40 minutes. taking one for the team because i will not watch it until i have that pizza

[phrumbs]

girl tf is a phukbang