#pianos falling

[masamuneskitchen]

*another piano falls on you*

*Masamune barely dodges out if the way*

These things are a dangerous weapon!

[darknessatnoona]

someone just told me "i like you" and i said "do you like me as a person or do you want to have sex with me or do you like me as a person and want to have sex with me?"

he said "... we had sex in 2010. ... you don't remember, do you?"

i said "... oh right. the question still stands though!"

he said "i don't know what i was thinking to let you go."

i said "i don't know either because i had a bus to catch."

he said "do you never take this stuff seriously."

i said "let me think about that."

i said "there was this one time."

he said "when? who?"

i said "2010. you."