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As requested: "“April Fools” and I will reply with a bad joke"

SEND ME “APRIL FOOLS” AND I WILL REPLY WITH A BAD JOKE

A dyslexic person walks into a bra. 

[vongolastic]

@pichupal replied to your post “If each faction has a specific mug, what does Skull get?”

(Skull drinks decaf coffee/tea and Reborn

(I hate mobile tumblr). He gets made fun of all the time by Reborn and Colonello. Alternatively, he drinks hot chocolate.

i was gonna say the first reply was good as it is skull drinks decaf and reborn and fon just do not associate with him anymore, what’s the point if you’re gonna go decaf??? skull’s like ‘well i don’t want my heart to explode’ and they’re all ‘okay that’s understandable, but you’re immortal,’

super dark hot chocolate that looks like coffee anyway and he chugs it down. reborn feels revoltingly proud for a hot second. mammon gets his bank account suspended.

[flamingo-bubbles]

pichupal replied to your post: Tagged by the darling @alley-cat-sunflower! Thank...

So you chose Hilda this time…

I did...

But be assured that I sat there with the other two already typed and quietly had a heated debate with myself over if it would be her or Veigue. 

In fact, if you ever see either of them listed in a ‘list your favorite character’ kinda thing and the other one isn’t there, you can be assured that I sat there, painfully deciding which of them I was going to have to betray this time.

[leinbow]

@pichupal replied to your post “quick sketch ideas one character per idea only please go thx”

Witch Midoriya, because I've mixed up Little Witch Academia and My Hero Academia like 3 times today.

cute witch

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How about number 2 for "Date Night"? FFVII, but no idea about a pairing - I mainly picked it because want to know why you think it's "in quotes". Maybe it's a mission turned into a date? Sephiroth goes out and buys dates (the fruit)? Zack dresses up as a Knight for Date Knight? The possibilities are endless.

Those are all really cute! I’m not really sure where mine came from. 

“You know,” Cloud said, “we could always just tell them we’re not out on a date night.” Barret ignored him and kept his eyes on Seventh Heaven. Actually the windows of second storey where the kids were supposed to be. 

Denzel and Marlene insisted Barret and Cloud go out on a date night tonight. They were determined that the two had to get out of the house which made Barret suspicious. They had reservations for dinner at one of the nicer restaurants already made for them which made Cloud think it was sincere. One call from Tifa confirmed she helped the kids set it up. The only thing not on Cloud’s side was that Tifa was in Wutai helping Yuffie with WRO stuff. 

Which left the kids alone. 

“You really think they’re gonna throw a party or some shit?” Cloud asked. 

“They’re up to somethin’“ Barret insisted, “and I wanna know what. Marlene wasn’t talkin’ to me when she was shovin’ us out the door. That means she’s hiding something.” 

“She’s almost 13,” Cloud said, “I say it’s about time she started hiding something from you. It’s part of that age...or at least it was for me.”

“But you’re a little shit,” Barret pointed out, “shouldn’ta been a surprise for you.” Cloud patted his shoulder. 

“I’m no good at this either,” Cloud assured him, “but knowing Marlene if she’s keeping a secret, it’s probably not that big a deal. Now Denzel...I’d be more worried about Denzel. If he’s hiding stuff it’s probably because he doesn’t want us to worry.” Barret shook his head and finally turned to look at Cloud. 

“Do you really think I’m overreacting?” he asked. 

“No,” Cloud said, “You have good reasons, but I still say we give them a shot and leave them along for an hour or so. Worst case scenario: we come back and the bar is on fire.” Barret knew it was supposed to be a joke, but his brow furrowed more. 

“I just...I worry that I left her alone for too long,” Barret said, “that I worried too much about the planet, when I shoulda been with her...with you.” Cloud smiled and touched Barret’s jaw gently. 

“Marlene doesn’t,” Cloud said, “and I don’t either. You did your best and she knows that. She knows you never stopped caring, not once. She was always on your mind, everyone knows that.” Barret nuzzled into Cloud’s hand. He started when he heard the doors to Seventh Heaven slam shut. Cloud’s hands held his head in place. 

“Don’t look,” Cloud said. 

“Why-”

“It’s a father’s day present,” Cloud said, “for us.”

“So...why can’t I see that?” Barret asked. 

“Because you can’t keep a secret,” Cloud said, “they’re trying to surprise us and Marlene reads you like a book.” Barret stared Cloud down, then dissolved into guffaws. Cloud hugged him and smiled. letting him laugh into his shoulder. 

“You know,” Cloud said, “we could still make that reservation...if we take Fenrir and disregard a lot of traffic laws.”

“I hate that thing,” Barret grumbled, but was still smiling when Cloud nudged him. 

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Paper Mario?

never played | want to play | terrible | boring | okay | good | great | a favorite 

I never had a console for it and I can’t find it where I live, but I’m watching Game Grumps play the Thousand Year Door and it looks really good. 

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pichupal replied to your post “I feel like Stahn would make an excellent magical girl.”

A Magical Girl crossover for Destiny - Swordians have elements and all too so it's almost already set up. Sentient swords that transform people into magical girls sounds like something Harold would do.

Right?

And they used to be normal swords, but now that it’s not usual for high schoolers to be toting around swords they’re disguised as like...sword-shaped phone charms. So they’re just whipping out their cellphones when they want to transform.

I mean, we’ve already got some perfect magical girl tropes in the Swordian Masters: - The sunny, power-of-friendship leader - The world wise one who teases all the others - The brooding, stand-offish tsundere loner - The sweet, gentle megane - The calm, collected, older sibling type

It’s set-up so well for us!

And then they can make the sequel: Destiny 2: Sentai Rangers!

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Just in case you were curious re- your last post, it was one of the minor additions Explorers of Sky added (as the Crystal version of Time and Darkness). Mixed in with their bigger changes were dud items that were misspelled versions of more common items. They're really silly jokes and are actually sort of fun, although I think the only other one with a silly cutscene is the 'Gone Pebble' instead of 'Geo Pebble', probably a pun that worked better in Japanese.

AHH that explains it. I only played Explorers of Time and I dont think i remembered a reviser seed dialogue at all! pfft that sounds so funny, makes me wish i got Explorers of Sky instead