#pickled-cow

[kidtheadult]

There has been a mix up on the internet. You and Prozd have to trade voices for the day.

Um please and thank you?? I would talk myself horse all day long. @prozdvoices

[wilwheaton]

I was going to ask you if you forgot what Poe's Law is, but is invoking Poe's Law on the Baltimore body cam video a meme now?

Squinting Fry is Poe’s Law in meme form so--

Waitaminute.

[wilwheaton]

Following people on tumblr is a crapshot because people will reblog what ever crosses their dash. If it's not weird porn that you're not even end to, then it's a spoiler filled gif set of the latest episode of whatever show you haven't had a realistic chance to catch up on because people feel the make those gif sets as soon as they possibly can. Has following anyone ever inconvenienced you so far?

So far, no. I guess I’ve just been lucky.

[ifuckingloveminerals]

What are some arsenic heavy minerals? I wish to make an evil gemsona.

Just did. It gets bonus points for being rather pretty..

[espressobean]

Did you know that of all the people I reblog, I reblog you the most with 26% percent of my reblogs? The person in 2nd only has 7% of mine.

I’m like a nonstop firehose of inane and trivial content. Which is the phrase I want upon my tombstone.

[doommonsters]