married to the job + i didn't mean to turn you on! santa x tony the tiger or any yoi/hq ship!
I SHOULD NEVER HAVE MADE THAT JOKE JGDJSDJHJ I will do Viktor x Yuuri like a RESPECTABLE PERSON thank you very much. Disclaimer: I forgot what married to the job was as a trope and started this thinking the trope is “someone who does their job very hard”
fanfic mash-up game - married to the job + i didn't mean to turn you on
Viktor is a famous actor and Yuuri is some kind of designer/stylist person who is nervous and humble everywhere else but becomes absolutely one track minded when he has a vision of what he wants & what would look best on someone. Yuuri of course has a big crush on the glamorous Viktor and is a nervous mumbley wreck when meeting him to style for an event, but then Viktor is led into a back room and made to stand on a little podium thing in front of mirrors.
Some weird calm comes over Yuuri (Viktor can see the transformation take place) and he starts to run his hands along Viktor’s shoulders in a trance, not licentious but like he is Feeling The Spirit (as opposed to Viktor’s biceps, which yes, incidentally, he is also feeling). It’s clear that Yuuri is completely in Designer Mode and his calls about fabrics and pins to faceless assistants don’t change the fact that something about him is utterly entrancing.
Viktor, with his eye for beauty, starts to see too much in Yuuri and the professional yet sensual touching is killing him and while Yuuri is the one being inappropriate Viktor is the one getting hard in public. Shit shit shit shit---
BUT WAIT! Yuuri snaps out of it upon noticing the boner. He looks up with startled eyes, and Viktor looks down with colour in his cheeks and swallows. He mumbles an apology.
Yuuri’s no-longer-in-the-zone-head explodes.
Yuuri manages a bossy order to his assistants to leave them, he wants to soak up the energy---and then everyone else is gone and Yuuri is looking at Viktor with a D: face like “what did I do? what do I do now? oh, god”
"Coffee sometime?” Viktor asks embarrassedly, cause it’s been a while. Like a long while.
Yuuri says yes.
(They have to plan it three weeks in advance, though, cause jobs. THERE.)
