Ah man out of context White Diamond being like “You want your legs back?” Is fucking hilarious. What have YOU done to deserve your legs?
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Ah man out of context White Diamond being like “You want your legs back?” Is fucking hilarious. What have YOU done to deserve your legs?
I can hear my cells rejoice when I finally eat at 3:20 in the afternoon just as clearly as I hear them scream in terror as they realize I am eating pizza rolls for the 15th consecutive meal.
I misheard Yellow Diamond saying, "This Aura" and I thought she said, "Bizaro" and I was fully ready to accept that the hardcore yellow leader of homeworld just says bizaro.
HE’S BACK!!
Ya know I’m always down for the playful death threat to friends but some of these fucks are throwin’ around telling people they need to die seriously like they don’t know how serious of a thing that is. Honestly who tells someone they deserve to die over little shit?
I want a shirt that says “I put the CRY in CRYPTID”
Okay guys I’m just saying if I get the chance to go on a space adventure and leave the earth forever I’m not gonna give a damn about anything that happens here ever again. I’m not going to be one of those people that is 2 light years away and hears the new that the earth population is about to undergo mass extinction if something isn’t done and kicks the spaceship into overdrive to try and save the day. Fuck that. Earth? Who is she?
Gotta love it when you’re holding a split conversation with someone and one part is about the importance of honesty when it comes to relationships and the other is about spaghetti and testicles.