#pie monster

[danskjavlarna]

Menaced by a mince-spider. 

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Monsters of every stripe are collected here.

[th0tsuk1b4kuh03]

I feel like creating an urban legend… *rubs hands with vicious intent in my eyes*

So the urban legend goes… Whenever you wake up or are awake at exactly 3:14 (not 3:13 or 3:15, exactly 3:14) in the morning; Pi(e) Hour. You HAVE to bake a pie to ward off the monster that can smell you being awake at 3:14 for some reason. Why bake a pie? He hates the smell of freshly baked, you guessed it, PIE! So it's basically a talisman to shoo him off. If you DON'T, the monster called Torta Pica will be able to smell you being awake at 3:14 and will come to eat you (but he has to travel from the 3rd nearest graveyard so that buys you time to bake a pie (convenient right??)). You have the time to bake a pie until the break of dawn because then he disappears like a shadow in the light.

Please reblog to spread awareness of the Pie Monster: Torta Pica. Good luck guys and stay safe. Don't let the Pie Monster get you.

[chi--dragon]

So guys, im minding my own business. Playing dragon age inquisition for like the 3rd?? 4th?? Time. And its been giving me hell loading parts of skyhold, typically opening a door falling through the world but I can fast travel and itll reset itself... Just like a minor annoyance

BUT THIS THING!!!

Idk what it is- it showed up under the kitchen area?? And after quickly pausing and taking a screenshot it vanished. 

Which is probably for the best considering its size... 

But whoever in bioware just like goofed around and added a giant pie monster under skyhold...ily. But I think we need to see other people because your mind scares me. 

[artemophagous]

Draw of the day: It’s a pie monster. Digital Paint Tool SAI 4/5/16