So, I've been trying to think of ways to tell my mom I'm bi.
there's no way in hell I'm ever going to tell my dad. Maybe my half-brother if I ever see him again though.
Anyways, back to the important stuff. Ways to tell my mom I'm bi.
Just tell her: No that lacks originality and class.
Tell her in a fancy ass card: Nope, this is not a card occasion.
Text her: If i can't break up with someone over a text. there's no way in hell I'm going to tell my mom i'm bi over a text.
Make her a bi-pie? DING! DING! DING! WE HAVE A WINNER.
Now, you may be asking yourself, what the hell is a bi-pie. Random Citizen, a bi-pie is simply the most delicious thing on earth, aside from me.
You simply make a fruit pie, but instead of making it a single fruit pie, you bisect it into two different fruit fillings. One half would be say, blueberry, the other, perhaps, raspberry. and what your left with is a delicious bi-flavored pie that can be enjoyed by everybody.
I mean, say you prefer blue berry pie instead of raspberry pie. Simply take a slice of pie from the blueberry side of the pie. Same goes for if you prefer a raspberry pie to blueberry.
But here's where it gets fun. What if you prefer both flavors?
Simple. Take a piece of pie from where the two flavors intersect. Then you'll have the perfect bi-pie experience.
Thing is, I just have to figure out when I'm gonna do it.
