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Two endangered animals are about to eat one another, what do you do?
"Uh. Let them tear each other apart? If they's wanna eat each other, 'm not gonna step in."
If you could say one thing to someone, dead or alive, who would you choose and what message would you send?
"Johnny Cash; 'thank you'."
What would the above person say in response, you think?
"Eh. Probably 'thank you', I 'spose. Probably hears it every day."
If you could have one wish and then no luck for the rest of your life, would you trade that?
"Kinda already don't have 'ny luck. So guess havin' a wish would be a step up. So yeah. Why the hell not?"
What would you do for a Klondike bar?
"What? Candy? Uh. Nothing? Like why the fuck would I? What would I do with it? Shove it down my throat?"
"Um. Well. I'd... like t'have 'n actual date. With food 'n stuff. Look so nice to share a meal. But since I can't have that; I wanna show someone my spot in th'harbour."
Name your perfect spouse and their traits
"... I don' really care. 's long as they care 'bout me, 'm happy."
"Well, I've only met Dean. So yeah. Him."
Do you like chocolate oranges?
If the above answer is no, what is wrong with you? If yes, what’s your favorite type?
"I'm sorry? I can' eat ya dick."
One costume you wish you could do for Halloween - anything at all - no money problems no technology, just poof it’s there.
"I hate Halloween. Passionately. I wanna kick any smug little bastard who dresses up as a zombie. Really fuckin' grinds my gears.
.... 'm only really bitter 'cause I can't wash this off an' be normal th'day after."
Would you steal a cab from someone who needed it more if you were in a hurry?
What do you like the most about yourself?
What do you think other people like the most about you?
If you could settle down and have a nice home wherever you wanted, where would that be?
Exciting night out or staying in with a movie and good company?
Dirtiest secret you're willing to admit?