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Natasha calls the twins to eat.

*They sit. Pietro is about to grab the food*

Wanda: Did you wash your hands?

Pietro: *Looks at her. Runs away and comes back ready to grab the food*

Wanda: With SOAP!?

Pietro: *Looks at her again. Runs away again and comes back ready to grab the food AGAIN*

Wanda: Did you dry them?

Pietro: *Intensely stares at her as he moves his hands up and down really fast. Then aggressively grabs the food and put it all in his mouth*

erik: my son built a slug hospital and found thirty "patients" who are now escaping and nothing in the parenting books prepared me for this.

pietro: this is one of my biggest fear, dude. if i ever, like, woke up as a donut.

scott: you would eat yourself?

pietro:

pietro: i wouldn't even question it.

hank: good morning, gays. what wisdom do you bring today?

kurt: time isn’t real.

pietro: boys are hot.

scott: frozen pizza is better to eat unfrozen.

hank: thank you, gays.

hank: logan won't pick up his phone.

pietro: i'll call.

raven: we have tried six times each, what makes you thi-

logan, over the phone: hello?

pietro: how do people just stay motivated their entire lives? what drives them? i got out of bed once and i've been exhausted ever since.

logan: you need to learn to hate life to the point where you want to get revenge on existence itself.

pietro: i'm the proud owner of an IQ of 5 (and a half)!

wanda: not for long.

pietro: please. it's all i have.

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