#pig discourse

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I hope the Iowa pig anon has a good week

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Iowa and pigs for the haiku thing

why must you torment

Me, with things like Iowa

and pigs, where’s this from

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I honestly don't know anything about Iowa or pigs I don't know why you suspect me of this

you asked me if i learned anything about iowa and then you said you failed. also youre the only one i know that would send me something like this

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to the iowa/pigs anon, 2 things:

1. Why

2. I will get to yours later

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A pig for each classroom. Sure, the pigs may be well-educated, but part of a teacher's job is to supervise kids and to also nurture personal growth! Even if a pig can teach kids their abc's, we can't possibly expect them to be in charge of 20-something kids! We'll have to start making classes smaller to ensure the pigs aren't dealing with anarchy from their students. Maybe no more than 5 or 6 kids per pig. Smaller classes means more classrooms

As someone who went to public school I’m all for smaller classrooms being ran by pigs

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Iowa has the highest literacy rate in the nation as well as an unusually large amount of pigs. The majority of their population is made up of pigs. For every person there are roughly four pigs. Iowa has a (human) population of about 3 million, which means there are at least 12 million pigs. My theory is that the Iowans are trying to teach the pigs how to read. Why? I don't know. I don't have all the facts. Maybe I'm just grasping at straws

they’re building a pig army 

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You don't want to know the dark secrets of Iowa. Many a dark secret in Iowa ended up front page news in Florida.

So Iowa blames Florida for its mistakes

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Iowa?

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