#sm-over

[nonsensearchives]

Happy Valentine’s Day!

While most people are celebrating their love, I want to bring attention to a serious topic: Caligynephobia

It’s the fear of beautiful women.

Symptoms include but are not limited to shortness of breath, nervousness, stuttering, and the urge to run from their beauty.

If you or someone you know may have this phobia, I strongly recommend you avoid the following blogs:

@natalyajohnson

@thecaroliner

@sm-over

@simplyghosting

@astralbattles

@freecake4all

@sentient-cargo-shorts

In addition, if you are a girl who suffers from this fear, I urge you to avoid looking in mirrors.

Caligynephobia, it’s not a joke.

[secret--psalms--saturn]

I honestly don't know anything about Iowa or pigs I don't know why you suspect me of this

you asked me if i learned anything about iowa and then you said you failed. also youre the only one i know that would send me something like this

[solongandthanksforallthefish42]

me for the story thing if you're still doing it 🙃

It was a quiet meeting, a familiarity of sorts.

Morning coffee, time for waking up.  The barista was new, I hadn’t seen her before.  Then again, I hadn’t been here in ages, not since last semester.  I stood in the dwindling line, rolling up on the balls of my feet to check to see how many people were in front of me yet.

I checked my watch, and suddenly I was at the front of the line, and I didn’t have a thing to say.

You looked at me, patient in spite of the rush, and my stuttering thoughts slowed, eased into a rhythm.

“Earl... Earl Grey tea, please.  Small.”

You smiled and punched me through.

I’ll be looking for you next time I come by.  I hope we meet again.

Send me your username and I'll reply with a completely fictitious story about how we met

[nonsensearchives]

Tumblr Blogs Reenacted By Spongebob

@natalyajohnson

@passive-duck

@sentient-cargo-shorts

@sm-over

@nonsensearchives

@thecaroliner

@simplyghosting

@astralbattles

@faithful-to-the-last​

@kokorodaki​

[secret--psalms--saturn]

have you ever smonked a leg

No.

[secret--psalms--saturn]

piggos

Is that what we’re calling the army

[simplyghosting]

!!!!! Ghostie!!!!

!!!SM-OVER!!! TTvTT

[under-the-arch]

"These look like nice asks," you say, as you reblogged from me without sending anything. Now as punishment I want you o answer all of them. Answer all the asks.

Fine, but now you have to answer them all too!