#pilfs

[gael-garcia]

Ralph Fiennes & Juliette Binoche in The Return (2024, Uberto Pasolini)

[spissky]

Did you fuck my mom, Santa Claus? 🥺😭

yeah and that milf mrs. claus too

[servegothess]

New tag :)

#PILFS - short for places where I’d like to fuck, do a scene or live.

[blvvdybvnnie]

some of my tias got some good ass taste in men

[fangirlshameblog]

[realbananazzz-blog1]

Craig’s Blog: The Craig Evanhalen American Dream Tour

above: the photo that earned me the title of "PILF" (punk i'd like to fuck). to the people at fuck yeah PILFs i say thank you for this honor and god bless.

craig’s blog is a place where i can spew my thoughts to you people about politics, the government, society, art, maybe even physical love. my views will be controversial but they will also be RIGHT. this blog will contain explicit content…but parental discretion is NOT advised. whatever

losers--many people talk about the "american dream" and whatever. well i say its a sham and im going to prove it. i will be hopping in a van with BANANAZZZ drummer darren and touring around the country this month. i will get to see the AMERICAN IDIOTS in person. from the red state sheeple, to the liberal puss patrol, to the urbans, i will see it all.

though i pledge no allegiance to the flag, i will be the bearer of a new "american dream". the craig evanhalen american dream. i see this as an opportunity for the uncultured to learn something from me. with impromptu spoken word sets in parks lecturing diner patrons, and private one-on-one politi-erotic sessions with BANANAZZZ groupies, i will show the hopeless that there is a way to change: THE CRAIG WAY.

the first stop of "the craig evanhalen american dream" tour will be in san francisco, ca (hippie slime capital of the world) at the hemlock tavern, where i will be screening the rockdoc BANANAZZZ, which i have not gotten around to watching yet.

this will be a new revolution. it will be radical, it will be SEXUAL, and it will have the touch of a charismatic punk genius like myself at the helm. until we accept this new dream, we shall remain one idiot nation, under "god", DIVISBLE, with NO LIBERTY and JUSTICE only for the fatcats in washington. evanhalen OUT.