#pilldoodles

[pillowbee]

Cozy husbands~

[pillowbee]

imagine you’re the neighbor opposite gallavich post canon; what do you spy from across your window?👀

"Oh! The boys? The couple who just moved in? Yeah they're a bit weird and loud, but they're mostly harmless. Most times they hang out the balcony, just to judge the pool-goers downstairs. And..."

"...More than once, I caught them getting high together while wearing camos and bullet-proof vests. Not sure what that's about -- but they're real giggly when they're high!!"

"And the big beefy ginger one is kinda into gardening -- some herbs, some flowers, but mostly tomatoes. He talks and even sings to them sometimes."

("He's um. Mostly off-key, but. I guess it's the thought that counts, huh?")

"Come tax season, the grouchy one sometimes escapes out into the balcony with their laptop and a shit ton of paperwork. He'll smoke like a chimney and chug close to ten energy drinks a night while he's at it. And then they'll argue. A lot. God, those two will yell at each other like they own the whole goddamn apartment complex or somethin'!"

"...And all that yelling would, um, inevitably lead to a face-off. Sometimes they tussle -- and they don't hold back, lemme tell ya!! I once saw the grouchy one break the nose of the ginger one, I had half a mind to call the cops!!"

"But, most times, they resolve their arguments... well... In other ways..."

"What?? You asked!! And they NEVER seemed bothered that everyone and their moms can see them bang out in the balcony! And---"

"--This? This is not what you think. I uuuuhh... I mean..."

"...I... brought a spare? If you wanna...?"

"...Nice." (≖⩊≖)

[pillowbee]

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that vacuum cleaner is the biggest gallavich stan.

inspired by this post by @iandarling ! i can't get the image of mickey vacuuming and ian unzipping his pants bc of said vacuuming 😂

[pillowbee]

dont be suspicious, dont be suspicious.

[pillowbee]

plot twist: mickey and alan (the westside neighbour) get along surprisingly well. so much so that mick tries to impart some of that southside wisdom one day.

[pillowbee]

omg actually if you do draw it I would be so so happy

The moment I read your drabble, I just had this idea!! :'D

(Ian's tattoo is written in Sharpie xD)

[pillowbee]

@jessij1997 wanted to see ian's pov for this and i just wanted an excuse to draw mick's ass 🍑✨

[pillowbee]

Happy high husbands