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help these people on the runway are currently juggling our plane.

I have no idea what to do.

I think we're trapped here.

Takeoff is delayed indefinitely.

Please remember that our brace position is a handstand.

If you cannot do a handstand, please rethink your decision to get on this plane as we take off.

Please know that the passenger in seat e5 has taken the passenger in f6 and has promoted to a copilot, putting out pilot in check.

Please know that ATC has informed us that our fuel situation is "Watered Down due to a Production Mishap"

All I'm hearing is we now have tap water as an option for in-flight drinks.

Please enjoy.

Ex-CUSE me, ATC, you CANNOT tell me where to go with MY plane!

It appears we have forgotten to purchase the shrimp meals for first class.

A poll shooouuulld have appeared on your in-flight entertainment screens.

Please answer it.

Go back for it

Continue flying

Mutiny.

Voting ended onSep 26, 2025

Damn overspeed and stall?

What did I do?

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