Pet Name Experiment Day 1: Sweetie
Results inconclusive. Subject laughed every time I attempted to test the hypothesis. Examples of tests include:
Test 1 Observer: "Good morning sweetie" Subject: "Piss off Sherlock it's four o'clock in the morning"
Test 2 Observer: "Would you like some more toast, sweetie?" Subject: -muffled laughter due to consumption of previous slice of toast-
Test 3 Observer (high volume as the subject was in another room, could affect results): "Sweetie, we have another case!" Subject: "I can't take you seriously if you call me that, Sherlock."
The subject seems unwilling to participate to his full extent. Will initiate a conversation to explain the purpose and desired result (the result being that any names you would call someone in a vulnerable position or your parents would name you are unsuitable for romantic partners such as ourselves).
Test day 2 will feature the name "darling"









