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Today’s a special day!

I’ve been meaning to jump back onto Junior’s blog, and I apologize for jumping off and on.

But today’s a special day to start again...

because it’s...

Junior’s Birthday!!

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*Junior half-asses his way through his homework and plops it on his book bag* *he hears laughter down the hall* *he calls out down the hall* Kids!  Finish your homework and get to bed!

Aww!

*Junior flips on the TV, lays down on his bed and scrolls through tumblr on his phone*

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Welcome back, Junior

*The school bus stopped in front of the grand mansion of a home.  Five eleven year old children raced out of the bus and to the front door. One naga boy, named Vladimir, with his shedding skin looking much like the patterns of a Servine’s tail. Another boy, named Dimtri, ran across the frostbitten front yars, each step brightening up the life of the blades of grass beneath him.  Two girls, called Kisa and Aurora, were busy chatting away as they touched up their lipstick.  The girls wore the most popular attire of the time, Kisa was beaming as bright as her aura and Aurora was basking in the chill of the winter air.  The last child was a girl named Bonnibelle.  She was a shy little thing with her little serpent tail between her legs, clutching the straps of her backpack as she stayed in the back of the pack.*

*The children scrambled into the front hall, but stopped as they approached Junior, a tall handsome seventeen year old.  He had a stern stance, but a kind smile on his face.*  Children, it’s report card day.

Aww… *Each child reached into their backpacks and gave Junior their report card, Vladimir’s noticeably crumpled from being crammed into his backpack.  The report cards were addressed from Elphaba Academy of Magick and Divine Crafts.*

*As the children ran off to various areas of the house, Junior read each report card one by one. Bonnibelle had perfect grades, as usual. Kisa and Aurora had above average grades themselves.  Dmitri had above average scores in his magick classes, but average scores in his general classes.  Vladimir, unfortunately, had average grades, including a failing grade in Mortal History.* *Junior frowned.*  Oh dear, I must intervene.

*As Junior entered the kitchen, he noticed a pile of letters on the counter.  One of his daddies must have brought in the mail and failed to open them.  Junior bit into an apple as he leafed through the letters, the last one from the Thornville Academy, addressed to one Harrison Radomir.  His eyebrows perked with interest as he opened up the letter. Yup, it was his report card from his private school.  The grades looked fairly well, except for a B in math and a C in history.  Acting nonchalant, Junior took another bite of his apple as he tore the letter in half and tossed it in the trash compactor.*

Daddy!  *A pre teen son called from upstairs*

*Junior finished his apple and tossed it into the compactor as well.*  Coming, Dmitri!

(( ps, what would Gent and Pimp call themselves if they were deoncelerized again? ))

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Mod speaks

A lot has happened since October.  If you want to see it, go to my other blog.

But, I see a lot has happened in the Lorax fandom.  Downplay wise.  I don't want to say the fandom has died, but a lot of great things about it has.  Including Junior's dad Pimp and Junior's dad Gent's update time.

With that, I'm thinking of deoncelerizing Junior.

It's been a long time coming even for a short lived blog like.  Even blogs that were here from the very beginning are closing or deoncerlizing.  But, as stated, Junior is NOT closing.  I still like this guy, and I bet you guys do too.

But will Junior finally return?  In time.  As stated, a lot has happened, and I don't want to jump back into this blog just yet.  I still want him to continue on.  And who knows, maybe he'll lead me to bigger things as deoncerlized.  Consider his hiatus to last a little longer, but he won't be gone for long.

But Junior won't be gone, he'll still be Junior.  He just won't be a Onceler.  He'll be Harrison.

Oh, and Junior's kids, happy birthday.

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Happy Happy Halloween!

My apologies for my absence.  Life gets pretty busy when you are at school, playing football and raising five kids.

If you are curious, I will be handing out candy for Halloween, and the children and I will be dressed up for Halloween.  Let me tell you their costumes:

Vladimir:  Rayquaza

Bonnibelle:  Rose Quartz

Dmitri:  Rocket Raccoon (he saw the commercials for the movie and LOVED him)

Aurora:  Pearl

Kisa:  Amethyst

Me:  Hiccup (uhm, but I will have my leg ^^; )

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Character Development Challenge: part one

I'll be taking the character development in bunches, to further the character development of Pimp Junior.  Let's begin with the basics, and go into some facts under the cut.

Name:  Junior

Gender:  Male

Age:  16

Race:  Onceler

(NSFW warning in this part)

1.) Describe your character’s relationship with their mother or their father, or both. Was it good? Bad? Were they spoiled rotten, ignored? Do they still get along now, or no?

In the long run they get along fine.  In details, it gets a little complicated.  He calls them “daddy Pimp” and “daddy Gent” because he has two daddies and needs to distinguish between the two.  (Gent insists Junior calls him “papa” but he declines because Junior thinks papa sounds old and grandpa-like).  Now, onto details.

Gentleman is a kind gentleman, and it shows in his parenting skills.  He can be kind and courteous, but can be stern when teaching Junior the difference between right and “ungentlemanly.”  Gent home schooled Junior in the art of etiquette, manners and being an all around gentleman.  When it comes to an education, Gent enrolled Junior into private schools to gain the finest education possible.  Though they are rich, Gent wants to teach Junior about self reliance so he expects Junior to get a job and go to college.  He also teaches Junior the importance of abstinence and saving it for his one true love.

Pimp is a little of the same and the opposite at the same time.  Pimp trusts Junior to know the difference between right and wrong, so he lets Junior do whatever he wants.  Pimp enrolled Junior into private schools because they are high class and for rich elites.  He also likes to show off his money by buying Junior whatever he wants.  Pimp also gave Junior “the talk” and let’s say it was more informative than any sex ed class.  That’s why Pimp doesn’t really mind if Junior sleeps around, as long as he practices safe sex.

Because of this Junior likes both of his parents equally, though he does see Gent as the stern parent and Pimp as the fun parent.  He gets along great with both of them, but sometimes his parents have to adjourn to the study to argue about how to raise their Junior correctly.

2.) What are your characters most prominent physical features?

He has a few. 

First is his glasses.  Junior is one of the very few Oncelers to wear glasses.  He wears them because he inherited daddy Gent’s eyesight.  Though he could wear a monocle like Gent, Junior chooses to wear glasses for casual wear.  In formal occasions, Junior will don a monocle.

Second is his body build.  From his daddy Pimp, he gained his tall stature and athletic ability.  From his daddy Gent, he gained his toned but not muscular build.  This gives Junior a unique balance of strong but lean muscle tone.

Third, and in a kind of nsfw tidbit, Junior also inherited his libido and impressive dick from his daddy Pimp. 

3.) Name one scar your character has, and tell us where it came from. If they don’t have any, is there a reason?

He has a scratch or two from playing baseball and football, but his big scar is on his upper arm.  It was from when he was climbing trees as a kid, fell and broke his arm.  It’s under his right arm, close to his armpit, so it’s not that noticeable.

4.) How vain is your character? Do they find themselves attractive?

He talks a lot more about how beautiful others are, but listen closely and you can hear himself sprinkle in how beautiful he is as well.  He also has a kink where he likes to masturbate in front of a mirror, so… yeah, he finds himself attractive.

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wanna play on xbox?

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Hello?

Can I still play camp Weehawken?