Welcome darlings~

My name is Junior. It is good to see all of you here. Feel free to talk dears, I can be quite friendly. Be warned, I may be NSFW. Squeakers Skittles

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"Riiight, er, have a good Birthday and just because it's April Fool's." The white haired person had a slice of cake, but what they did next was smack it on the boy's face before poofing odd.

.... I hate April Fools day.

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*Sweets hugged junior happily and kissed his cheek* Hope you like red velvet cake

The kids like it more than I do.  I barely got a chance to have a slice.

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*he took out a little cupcake box* I got it covered *he smiles*

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You always do.  *kisses Sweets cheek*

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*he blushes and takes the decorative cupcake out* Eat up birthday boy

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*happily bites down*

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*She knocks on the door nervously as she got him a present (which is a fox crystal sculpture and also a butterfly oragami) as she sigh and felt nervous to see him again, she wouldn't even dare to remember what happen years ago* jr. it's me saphira again.... and happy birthday

*Junior opens door, pauses, stares blankly*  oh… Saphira…

Mommy!  *Aurora and Dmitri, now pre teens, run up and hug their mommy, Dmitri’s fox tail wags happily as Aurora smiles*

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*She smiles and saw her kids again* hey kids *She smiles and hugs them boths* and hey jr. *She lower her ears and blushed* i got this gift for you *She handed a gift for him* i heard that it’s your birthday so umm i got you a present for you *She smiles but faded though* how’s sweets doing?

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Why thank you.  *takes gift*  Sweets has been doing well... your kids have been doing well too.

*Aurora smiles*  I can conjure water and ice, just like Elsa!

Watch what I can do!  *Dmitri’s human ears disappear, atop his head pop leaf-like ears*

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"Please don't, uh, do that. Don't kiss my hand, or anything else." Blanca would take their hand back, crossing their arm's, if they had a face, which was just a mask over it, they would raise their brows with a grossed out look.

My apologies, my dear.  I did not mean to step my boundaries.

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i’m surprised i haven’t seen anyone make this joke yet

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"Happy Birthday!"

Why thank you dear.  *kisses hand*

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steven universe embraces death

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*She knocks on the door nervously as she got him a present (which is a fox crystal sculpture and also a butterfly oragami) as she sigh and felt nervous to see him again, she wouldn't even dare to remember what happen years ago* jr. it's me saphira again.... and happy birthday

*Junior opens door, pauses, stares blankly*  oh... Saphira...

Mommy!  *Aurora and Dmitri, now pre teens, run up and hug their mommy, Dmitri’s fox tail wags happily as Aurora smiles*

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*Sweets hugged junior happily and kissed his cheek* Hope you like red velvet cake

The kids like it more than I do.  I barely got a chance to have a slice.

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*he took out a little cupcake box* I got it covered *he smiles*

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You always do.  *kisses Sweets cheek*

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*Sweets hugged junior happily and kissed his cheek* Hope you like red velvet cake

The kids like it more than I do.  I barely got a chance to have a slice.

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Sweets: Happy Birthday my dearest

Kids~  We have cake~

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Today’s a special day!

I’ve been meaning to jump back onto Junior’s blog, and I apologize for jumping off and on.

But today’s a special day to start again...

because it’s...

Junior’s Birthday!!

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how loud do you want your volume

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WHY WOULD YOU IMPALE KERMIT OH GOOD GOD NO WHY

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Actually I love how I can say “I understand shit” and “I understand shit” and it can both mean “I understand everything” and “I understand nothing” English slang is horrific and if you’re not a native English speaker good luck this language is ridiculous

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it also means that you understand poop

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Think he'd look good in bondage too?

*grabs the baseball bat*  Oh I think we have a problem.

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Awe my poor junior *Sweets hugged him*

*pins him to the floor*

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Whoa boy…! *he blushes* Your still grounded ya know!

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*groans* Fine… 

*reaches into his trousers and pulls out his throbbing member*

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*Sweets blushed* But…. I guess I could let you off the hook….

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*covers him in kisses* thankyouthankyouthankyou.....

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Some bee emoticons I did for thesis and then pitched to Facebook. Never heard back from FB so I may just try to sell them on LINE because I love LINE. 

But mostly I love bees.