#pina rambles

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"nico has publically called gabi gabriella twice now" hold on. twice? I missed something. please share, you've piqued my curiosity they are so abnormal good lord 🙏

here it is!! it's easy to miss and right at the end, but it's there!!

this is one of sauber's videos from right before australia? i believe? i saw it at the very start of the season and NO ONE WAS TALKING ABOUT IT I FELT LIKE I WAS GOING INSANE 😭😭

they're such freaks /pos

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F1 spn creature au

* Lance Stroll - # 18

ft. a tiny Esteban appearance!!

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hey not to be weird on main or anything but why does nico keep grabbing gabriel by the dick?? like yaoi aside why does he keep doing it 😭😭

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"gabico divorce" the streets shout.

and then i look over at gabico and they still gay as shit and chilling

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i locked the fuck in on my rancid russonelli fic bc of silverstone and now have just under 5k of mismatched scenes done

however, despite the horrors, i will always portray the 2025 rookies as the worst guy friend group you could ever imagine 🙂‍↕️🙂‍↕️

“No one thinks you're weird for jacking off to beating your teammate, man. Everyone's been there, done that! No one cares that you do gay shit. I mean—look at me and Ollie, we're practically gay for pay!” Gabriel says with an eyeroll and weird gesture of his hand. Completely casual. “I’m saying, I think it's weird that you jack off to your teammate being your mom.”

On the third side of the table, Ollie stops chewing and slowly raises his head, mouth full of chicken salad. “We’re wha’?” Then, his eyes slide over to Kimi. “You wha’?”

Heat flushes Kimi’s face before he could try to stop it, burning hot embarrassment and humiliation settle in his gut like vomit. He grips the fabric of his shorts too hard in his hands.

“He's not—I don't—I’m not getting off to George being my mum, are you insane?” His voice cinches unnaturally as his throat threatens to choke him to death in an act of self destruction.

“Right, sorry,” the Brazilian driver points at him with a plastic fork, lazily leaning on his arm like he wasn't spewing bullshit that would ruin Kimi in the face of the team. He'd never live it down. “You don't ‘get off’ to him being your mom—you get off to the idea of beating him, while placing him in a motherly role, while seeing him as a woman. Not very woke of you, Antonelli.”

Kimi thinks he's going to crack a tooth. The food in front of him—advised by a dietician and George Russell—no longer looks appealing. “Does it make it less unwoke if I admit to the mother thing?”

Gabi doesn't miss a beat. “Nope.”

“Fuck.”

“Yep.”

Oliver shifts in his seat, turning to face Kimi in an almost defensive stance and chewing the last mouthful of his food. “I'm sorry, back up. You do what?”

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LOGAN SARGEANT IS BACK AND HE LOOKS WELL RESTED AND HAPPY AND THERE'S LIGHT IN HIS EYES AGAIN FUCK

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wild how we've gotten logan back for like two races and we've already got pics of his tits from all angles

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... i don't have ANY words for what mercedes is doing right now but the massive amount of overcorrection and then overcorrecting the overcorrection is FRYING ME 😭😭😭