#pinche perro

[disparame-en-la-sien]

si sólo quieres algo casual está bien; PERO DIME DESDE EL PRINCIPIO PARA QUE NO CORRA EL RIESGO DE ENCULARME... gracias :)

[alanxietatem]

Déjame en paz pinche perro xd

[gorditx]

tbh I hate the JB despacito version bc he made a joke of that song afterwards

[not-your--baby]

No lloras porque te vas, si no porque se te olvidaron las croquetas pinche perro!

[12anga]

30."un brindis por los idiotas los perros infelices y los putos sin ellos no tendríamos el corazón echo añicos"

[ayapol]

La neta tengo un pinche playlist para cantarte y no solo con canciones cursis. fakiu.

[12anga]

estar contigo me hizo darme cuenta de todas las cosas que no quiero en una relacion

[ashuriib]

The 'Mexican' Jokes...

Being that I'm the only latina that some of my friends hang out with or know (sad right) there's always a non stop joke about Mexicans around me I've grown use to it and they know I'm not Mexican but I remember one summer after middle school me and my friends were just chilling and walking so they notice a fence and go "Hey Ash, did your family jump the fence to get here? Can you still jump the fence?" "Only if she sees immigration driving by." I casually brushed it off but they kept going betting I couldn't jump cause I was to much of a gringa and being the hot head that I am ( I think most Latinas are lol ) I jumped that fence to show them that I could( I was a stupid kid) and as I took in the shock of their face thinking they were surprised I could do it, was I wrong cause I kid you not a pinche German Sheppard came out of nowhere and saw me on his territory and was like ready to pounce me! I never ran so fast in my life. Never jump a fence without looking over it after that. Aaah childhood stupidity