OPEN STARTER — featuring ROMAN RIDLEY !
“OKAY, but hear me out, if you really think about it, i don’t feel like dancin’ by the scissor sisters is a crime,” roman enthused, gesturing pointedly, somehow walking backwards and turning corners all whilst managing not to knock into any walls. “how dare they make a song about not wanting to dance that’s so catchy and danceable? it should NOT BE ALLOWED.”
( in moments like this, of course, it would be fun to remember that roman ridley was employed by a covert government organisation outranking the fbi. sadly, few people know in the first place in order to remember. )













